Laura Morton

i don’t even use this account lmao

[jono @JonathanJPayne]

HEY @jimmykimmel @JimmyKimmelLive

I'm a film student at Sheridan College in Oakville, Ontario and I'm doing a documentary on your visit to DILDO for an assignment. I was wondering if i could score an interview with you and ask you some questions about it?

Thanks! :-)

[Alex Gaskarth @AlexGaskarth]

Me: 🧘‍♂️

You: 🤡

[AWSTEN KNIGHT @awsten]

20,000 RTS I DROP A NEW WATERPARKS ALBUM TODAY

LESS THAN 20,000 RTS I DO NOT DROP A NEW WATERPARKS ALBUM TODAY

[Aaron @AaronC_48]

So uh I guess @laurqthestork and I are going to see @WalkOffTheEarth in Niagara Falls on NYE... the power that Beard Guy Hearts will hold that night

[Laura Morton @couldgoanywhere]

@AaronC_48 i hate this

[Laura Morton @couldgoanywhere]

@AaronC_48 YOU WHAT????? AARON

[Aaron @AaronC_48]

WOTE making the lights blue during Hold On and Mike’s Song because of the hearts is cute af and I love this for Laura. @laurqthestork

[Laura Morton @couldgoanywhere]

@AaronC_48 💙😭

[Laura Morton @couldgoanywhere]

@lbenn1993 yikes dude your guess is as good as mine

[Laura Morton @couldgoanywhere]

Hi so just a PSA for all you men (or women) out there who still need a reminder for some reason. If you ask somebody out/express interest in them and they tell you that they are taken or just not interested for any reason at all,

LEAVE 👏🏻
THAT 👏🏻
PERSON 👏🏻
ALONE 👏🏻

[Laura Morton @couldgoanywhere]

@stace41366 I’m already on the telling everybody I know bit, and I’m not planning on going back to work unless I’m 100% confident nothing is going to put me in danger 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Laura Morton @couldgoanywhere]

@sam4realyo I definitely will 😭

[Laura Morton @couldgoanywhere]

If I get killed or seriously maimed or kidnapped in the next few weeks please fucking avenge me because I did absolutely nothing wrong. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk, and a big giant massive fuck you to anybody who thinks they have any right to treat someone like this.

[Laura Morton @couldgoanywhere]

I have literally put all of my personal socials on private and I am currently genuinely afraid to go back to work and for my own safety, and it’s all because of somebody who doesn’t understand boundaries or why certain things just aren’t okay.

[Laura Morton @couldgoanywhere]

@willemlachance bruh the neverending story

[Laura Morton @couldgoanywhere]

i was actually kinda considering trying to get into the marvel franchise but i’m already overwhelmed by the amount that there is and they just announced like 50 more things so yep that’s cancelled

[Laura Morton @couldgoanywhere]

i let this twitter account die because my other one is way more fun but this tweet felt relevant to my regular life too so here you go 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Laura Morton @couldgoanywhere]

@hayleytorio QUEEN

[maddie 🍄 @madweyaasin]

I started watching @danielhowell in 2012, when I was just a scared kid carrying around a lot of trauma and self-loathing.

Now, as an openly queer adult, I find myself still finding solace in the same person; both 12 y/o me and 19 y/o me couldn’t be prouder ❤️🏳️‍🌈