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20 | half girl on my dads side

[venus @countdadula_]

when youre a cookie the cookie monster is just… the monster……

[🔔🦌 Noelle!! 🦌🔔 @EMPORIOSMOM]

Koichi would be watching his entire family be ripped to shreds and then it would cut to Josuke and Okuyasu doing this

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

you're a sick fuck for what you did to those kids

[dakota @im2hai]

i get high and start acting like butters from south park

[ari @splifersona]

Keep 2 buzzballs in your purse at all times.

[venus @countdadula_]

hair since january 🤯 im highkey sick of bright hair now so i may go back to dark purple soon

[doll @cuckuke]

#americans during sex be like:
you dirty little #burger... 😳😳🍔🍔

[WaterGape @WaterGape]

vapes are a psyop to condition us to enjoy sucking robot dick

p.e.n.i.s. = personal electronic nicotine inhalent system

real eyes realize real lies

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

dudes will brush against a tree just right and cream their jeans but i gotta use somethin called The Rose Toy. what the fuck man

[cav empty @cavempty_]

please do not april fools me i am already kind of stupid

[chase @_chase_____]

the orchestra could overpower the conductor if they really wanted to. it’s fear that holds them back

[venus @countdadula_]

i may still be stuck on an evil(not actually) white boy

[venus @countdadula_]

the swag gap between me and every person i’ve talked to or dated is intense. genuinely i’m too cool and my personality is so awesome people love me. that’s why they all want me (not good)

[venus @countdadula_]

fit from last teacher tuesday

[venus @countdadula_]

watchubg all of my mused friends fall out of interest with elementary general music is making me realize how actually perfect i am for being an elementary music teacher bc im like jumping for joy at the idea of making lesson plans and writing in edtpa format

[venus @countdadula_]

just wrote a lesson based in creating for kindergarten and it ises a slideshow i made of some iconic notation (sun=quarter note/flower=eighth) to which rhey will properly identify within the standard four beat and then they will make their own four beat rhythm that they present

[silly lily @sillylilylmaoo]

i like it when older possessive women put their cigarettes out on me and leave scars on me when i even look at other girls but yeah i really like onions on my burgers