alHEXandra

Une enfant de Marx et de Coca-Cola.

[alHEXandra @counterboud]

It’s so funny observing the people who used to be your peers who have failed to grow up and how they talk about the dumbest shit imaginable, like you would have to have no career, no partner, and no assets to ever think this was worthy of discussion at your ripe old age…

[alHEXandra @counterboud]

@annakhachiyan Because being attractive conveys other social benefits besides sex with your committed partner and understanding the degree you have that advantage is reassuring. Like why bother working out or looking attractive at all if you have a partner using that logic?

[alHEXandra @counterboud]

@lordandtyler2 What’s wrong with men that their standards are so low that they sleep with women they don’t even like? Ewh

[MATT KING @RealMattKing]

Out of all the snide merch I don't get paid a penny for, this is my favourite. MK 💜

[john v. variety ❤️.U.∞ OUT NOW @johnvvariety]

People romanticize 2009-2012 because it was the last goofy time in this self serious ass boring country. Everyone was broke and riding their Pee Wee Herman bikes to illegal parties at the dump and taking new darkweb drugs and wearing unforgivable jorts. It was beautiful & hideous

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

Have you ever wondered about how orthopedic surgery is performed?

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

So to recap, the US air force shot down a Chinese balloon which US officials have subsequently admitted was only blown over the US by accident, then went on a spree of shooting things out of the sky which it turns out were probably civilian party balloons. Do I have that right?

[Fat White Family @FatWhiteFamily]

AMEN

[wint @dril]

Dont like getting the middle finger? Then dont show me bull shit

[wint @dril]

guy who invented Prayer: This is so sick. Im going to get so much free shit from god. This is the cleanest scam yet. So glad I invented this

[dan the rock yang @realDANYANG]

yeah im down for a two party system, the party and the after party

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Russian perspectives need to be banned and Germans need to be jailed for supporting Putin and the news media need to push US government narratives and Silicon Valley algorithms need to boost those narratives, because that's what it takes to protect the western world from tyranny.

[alHEXandra @counterboud]

@LukasPelliccio @60Minutes Check out the Q: Into the Storm documentary on HBO. It goes into who is behind it

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

thinking about skincare and death

[hootie @hootietheeowl]

i am too stupid to code

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

So when they said $2k checks immediately, what they actually meant was $1400 checks, whenever we get to it, after bombing Syria and abandoning the minimum wage hike. Good luck in the midterms! ✨✨

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

We coulda had Bernie.

[Aren LeBrun @arenrlebrun]

A lot of people describe our press as “free & open” because it is not owned by the state. They ignore that it is owned by six multinational conglomerates whose shareholders have a unified set of class interests that get reflected in nearly 100 percent of media coverage every day.

[savannah @saventendu]

curious how musicians are coping without tour, how do y’all cheat on your girlfriends now?