counterfeitinglife

nonsense has a welcome ring

[counterfeitinglife @counterfeitingl]

My tits need your help.
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It would be nice if I passed away peacefully in my sleep tonight after donating blood.

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I asked Alexa a bunch of questions about donating blood before I went today and she was basically entirely full of shit. I don't understand who thinks AI is good.

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@willmeurig I'd be amused.

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I hope when I go to donate blood tomorrow they tell me I'm HIV positive.

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I don't see my niece and nephew often because I don't care for kids but they're getting a bit older now so they're more tolerable. However now they don't have time for their drunken, chain smoking aunt.

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Hail.

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I keep getting a mashup of Sheryl Crow's Soak up the Sun and Red Hot Chili Peppers Show Me Your Soul in my head.

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I don't like fantasy shows like Game of Thrones or Lord of the Rings but I have no problem accepting vampire stuff.

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I feel like I'm going to start a lot of unsuccessful GoFundMe campaigns just because it amuses me.

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This could be the saddest dusk I've ever seen

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

They told me I couldn't eat bananas "like that" in the library anymore

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Back in my 20s partying days I stayed up all night, listened to Nelly's Ride Wit Me on repeat a few times, then went to work in the morning.

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I'm glad I don't get lonely because I've called or texted five people today and no one has replied.

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Please, I'm begging you, turn on the air conditioner!

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I can't believe you could watch all of Lost and be fine with it but being disappointed by the finale because you suddenly couldn't suspend your disbelief.

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There are a few people in the world who think I'm cool and that's alright by me. I'm not meant for a wide audience.

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I feel like I have won the lottery by getting to enjoy a peaceful, happy life but I'm still playing it because I want a swim spa.

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Show my your dusk time Nelly dance party pics. Bandaid era.