Mark A. Di Carlo

Go ahead and DM me, with something wise to say.

[Mark A. Di Carlo @markadicarlo]

Hate the player. Hate the game. Hate everything.

[Mark A. Di Carlo @markadicarlo]

@elonmusk Like the blatant racism in the new movie the Odyssey; without one Greek, nor person of an ethnic group from areas that Greek colonized such as Magna Graeci. An attempt to erase the history, culture and myth of Greeks and ancient Greece. Arguably, a sort of hate crime.

[Nayele18 @nayele18maybe]

You are not alone in your social anxiety.
Strangers are watching and critiquing your every move.

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

The abundance you seek is already inside you (four tablespoons of Skippy).

[Mark A. Di Carlo @markadicarlo]

Let's see, in "The Straw that Broke the Camel's Back" proveeb, he no longer remembers if the straw was the threat to annihilate an entire nation of people and their history, or his representation of himself to be God.

[Slim Plimsoll @slimplimsoll]

So many elephants, far too few rooms.

[Slim Plimsoll @slimplimsoll]

Oh good. Another day.

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

The sound of children laughing can be very pleasant.

Unless it’s dark, and you can’t see them.

[Sophie2078 @Sophie2078]

I think the secret to confidence is having less information.

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

Trillion dollar idea: metal detectors on the bottom of beach sandals

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

Let's all take a deep breath and be thankful that I don't own a taser

[Mark A. Di Carlo @markadicarlo]

It is Boomers v. Millennial this week on my radio spot. #SoundCloud
https://t.co/PBhmwc3iYa

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

I won’t cause you any trouble. The worst that’ll happen is you join a support group.

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

My son just said it’s “hot as balls” outside and as a parent, I have nothing left to teach him.

[Stefan Urquelle @OfficeofSteve]

I jam a few CDs in my sun visor to remember good times

[Lilly Hale ♌ @LillyHale1]

If you own a harmonica or know the lyrics to 'Oh Susannah', you are probably a closeted hobo.

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Social media sucks. We need to bring back hobo symbols.

[Jerry Lock’s Data Center @jlock17]

Your kids were born in wedlock? Nerd.

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

Wolves wear shirts with me on them

[Benny 'Sensible Jeans' Rollins @citizenkawala]

You could at least say something nice about my pierogis.

[Lupin @lupinxart]

if you start reading books again. you will feel at least a little better. i promise.