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[fruck @countrtherapist]

Driving on DayQuil is an extreme sport and I’m at the peak of my career

[fruck @countrtherapist]

seeing a doc today about hair loss because im a hypochondriac and im terrified of trying to preserve my hairline and then nuking my dick and balls on meds

[fruck @countrtherapist]

hey look! my worst fear

[fruck @countrtherapist]

new type of guy just dropped

[realhansard @realhansard]

Always surprised to see people refrigerating meals they’ve cooked with the implication that it is fine to eat well after 48 hours.

[fruck @countrtherapist]

HIT WITH**

[fruck @countrtherapist]

Not to sound like an absolute prat but how many of the "ADHD meds saved me" people on this website are actually diagnosed vs just regular people with an rx for speed. If i started taking it wouldn't i also get more productive

[fruck @countrtherapist]

posting like i got with a rock, we are back to top form baby

[crabcraba @manliver065]

Trying to search for anything on any platform nowadays

[Albert Niggemeyer v2 @AlbertNigs]

Door dashed bogo sandwiches from Popeyes then waxed pole while waiting for it to arrive

[fruck @countrtherapist]

okay I'll consider having a kid

[James @exhaustdata]

My almost-three year old has been walking around singing the “couldn’t be alone…couldn’t be alone.” from Burial’s Archangel. The experiment to create a new type of guy is going better than anyone could’ve hoped

[fruck @countrtherapist]

@HankSchrade67 hell yeah dude

[Melissaeic Mystery Groyper 🐝 @perhaps_koomer]

the shit i rip immediately before banning you from r/deadbedrooms

[fruck @countrtherapist]

@skramzbunny just looked it up you're so right. we really have thought of everything

[fruck @countrtherapist]

Can you buy a flaccid strap-on. is that a thing

[Jack468 @jack840A]

Here is the "Ha Gay!" scene from Community Japanese Dub.

[fruck @countrtherapist]

Beat me to the punch by two days fml

[xan @G59_Xan]

a condom? are you serious? single use plastic? so you hate the planet got it

[fruck @countrtherapist]

@viperwave literally put two autistic people in a room and if their mental frequencies aren't within a very small standard deviation they'll rip each other apart

[fruck @countrtherapist]

I don't feel in control of my own life

[fruck @countrtherapist]

I don't use condoms because they're single use plastic, etc etc. I feel like I need to crank out some random shit before just spewing my stupid thoughts on the tl

[fruck @countrtherapist]

so what do i do now do i just tweet like normal. i feel like i don't even know how to format my dumb little bits. what the fuck

[fruck @countrtherapist]

Logging back on like that scene in homeland where they pump so many drugs into Peter Quinn he comes out of a coma and starts spewing black bile everywhere. Life is alright.