Count Vanderhoff

Supposedly makes music occasionally.

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Ravetools 2 out now on @BlackMarbleRec featuring new track from me 'Don't Wanna Let Go'

https://t.co/nRVIOXX78y

https://t.co/7lABkfFs4Y

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@td_ward @angrypiln With the big picture it looks like a column by Pol Pot

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@astutepanther @BadMedicalTakes Thanks, if anything, I understand the context less now.

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@GrimArtGroup I saw Hans Poelzig’s Sulphuric Acid Factory play a squat party on the outskirts of Maidenhead back in the day.

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@RogerQuimbly Look how embarrassed that dog is

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@christhebarker Never been in a car with a mixer tap. Madness.

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@anon_opin “My eye is really red and sore”

“Oh god, I hope you haven’t got conjunctivitis!”

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@anon_opin He’s obviously singing to a chameleon.

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@LumpyTheCook @uckema Guys we solved racism 🥳

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@scDotDave It could be worse though, you could be Danish and have a language so ridiculous that native speakers struggle to understand each other. Speaking Danish is easy though, just speak Norwegian while doing that challenge where you stuff large amounts of marshmallow into your mouth.

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@scDotDave There’s two official written languages, but neither of these fits the spoken language. The weirder one, ny norsk, means ‘new Norwegian’ but is probably a lot older than the standard one. People that live valleys apart can sound completely different.

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@NectariaP @FORSAKE_Music “Artist A is truly at the top of their game unleashing anthem after anthem”

-posted by Artist A

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@zei_squirrel Much more impressive when you learn the languages are klingon and binary code

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Spoken like someone who’s never had to slog a pile of flyers and bucket of wallpaper paste around town three times a day for eight weeks.

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If you shoot the bell you lose honor. #bictonpark #rdr2

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@SpeedWrong @anon_opin He’s massive with the kids. Rickrolling has had a resurgence on tik tok. Honestly.

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When to rename a show for the UK market: exhibit A

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@BBCNews Not again, it’s the fourth time this week!

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@neilsnotreal @Danny_McMoomins Are we sure these events aren’t somehow related?

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@mostly_sleepy @anon_opin Shit. Didn’t know this. Grim.

https://t.co/WSjHDK2D9g

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@msloobylou It’s known as the Johnson dilemma