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[pj @pjayevans]

Hey dude it’s good to see you. Haven’t seen you since high school. Are you still the quarterback there

[doctor worm @awaitingtrial]

Those bastards. They hit us in the night

[courtney @courtedwards]

@NickLewis37 The Hangar has Aquafina ‼️

[courtney @courtedwards]

@93XRadio @andrewdepaola #ProBowlVote @andrewdepaola

[Satan @s8n]

my favourite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be okay

[avengers movie updates @mrnastynodrama]

This is what stuff should cost:

Can of pop: $1
Coffee (drip): $1.50
Espresso drink: $3.00
Sandwich: $5
Movie ticket: $10
Phone bill: $30
Internet: $30
Rent (with roommates): $400
Rent (alone): $750
House: $150,000

[courtney @courtedwards]

Heck yeah!!!🙌���

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

@ticasino hey @courtedwards - congrats, you have won today's #mnwildFirst prize from @ticasino!

[courtney @courtedwards]

@mnwild @ticasino Donato #mnwildfirst

[rosalie ogletree🦋 @rosalieogletree]

if anyone is Christmas shopping for me

i wear a size
7 day carribean cruise

[spicebae @spicebae_]

please don’t fall for those fake ass apologies told to you just so you can shut up & move past the situation. a real apology includes them truly acknowledging what they did wrong, being aware of how it affected you, understanding your point of view & expressing not doing it again

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

alcohol pros: u feel flirty

alcohol cons: literally everything else

[bug girl @buggirl]

have u ever wondered how many times a kidnapper has targeted u in public but then u accidentally did or said something at the perfect time to make them reconsider

[WHITEY OwO BULGER @Kamunt]

Fun fact: when companies ask you to donate money to some charity, they are subsidizing their own tax breaks with your money. Corporations get tax deductions if they donate enough to charity, so why bother donating their own money when they can just donate yours instead?

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

i have no idea why jury duty is considered annoying i wanna get selected SO BAD it’s like watching an episode of snapped or listening to a true crime podcast but you’re THERE

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

i went to burger king on my lunch break & the cashier turned my drink upside down & spilled it everywhere & she said “oh fuck my bad i used to work at dairy queen“ & im still laughing about it lmao