Courtney

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[Courtney @courtklash]

Why is it always “can I buy you a drink” and never “can I donate $14 to your graduate education”

[Courtney @courtklash]

@savs_thoughts 0 bitches

[lauren @laurenashastro]

this is the kind of society you get when you shit on english degrees

[سمسوم☪︎🪂🔻 @maghrebimarx]

that one homie who's low key a grad student but u keep them around bc they're chill

[Reductress @Reductress]

‘You May Feel a Little Pinch,’ Says Gynecologist Revving Industrial Chainsaw: https://t.co/booHF77DUT

[ellory smith @ellorysmith]

Anddddd I am telling you, I’m Not Going! I’m staying - I’m staying. And you, you, you.. you’re gonna love me

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

goodbye goodbye goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky

[born black @SPBPHD]

girl…lemme tell you about graduate school.

[miss world @filmvirgo]

jane eyre was 19 when she decided to dedicate the rest of her life to taking care of that old man… she should be at the club!!!!!!

[a beautiful woman 💕✨👄🦷 @full_legal_name]

having a sister is something so amazing

[macklin @saintmacklin]

My mom would ask if I wanted to split one with her for lunch

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Big words from a Kennedy!

[Reductress @Reductress]

Weird! Friend Keeps Reading a Lot of Books as if She's Trying to Win a Pizza Party or Something: https://t.co/WyiDD3X10k

[Courtney @courtklash]

@but_i_mean Obsessed with u

[2009 Alex Rodriguez @LeBronCenaOrton]

happy Father’s Day to the man who tucked me in and sang me to sleep every night at 10 pm

[molly @angelinrealtime]

the environmentalism leaving my body when gasolina comes on >>>

[Courtney @courtklash]

@_3owon Good karma coming your way for reminding me to pay rent 💅🏼

[Taylor Kay Phillips @TayKayPhillips]

Y’all were dicks about it! That’s what happened!

[Courtney @courtklash]

@but_i_mean Oh no nooo