Jet13

[Jaymoe @Jaymoe_BYB]

Cigars pair nicely with plastic jewelry and sadness

[Anthony Cumia @AnthonyCumia]

Not quite “Doomsday Machine” or “City on the Edge of Forever”.
This was a must miss episode of Star Trek. Terrible.

[OutKick @Outkick]

Coors Light is rolling out a 'Tallerboy' for the World Cup that holds THREE beers in it

On sale tomorrow on Coors website

[Aaron Imholte Quotes @AImholtequotes]

“I wish I could be in the audience watching myself”. @AaronImholte thinks he’s that good

https://t.co/YlFSmpmMsn

[Muttering John @MutteringJ]

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: STEEL TOE SURGE CONTINUES - IMHOLTE NOW ON 19 PATREON MEMBERS AND MAKING A WHOPPING $77 PER MONTH!

Pretend radio guy @AaronImholte's Patreon recruitment drive ramps up - now up to 19 paying members and $77 per month or a massive $3.20 per day from begging!

[Dabblers Anonymous @DabblingJohn]

@LandauDave Funny you brought up the comparison today. @whoarethesepod @adambusch

[Jet13 @cousinflacko]

@DabblingJohn

[Dabblers Anonymous @DabblingJohn]

If you think John has aged in recent years, just wait.

[Dabblers Anonymous @DabblingJohn]

What? How exactly is it “another win for the toe” when it’s now part of the court record that his pee pee is the size of a toe and it couldn’t satisfy the woman that left him? That my friend, is the ultimate “L!”

[Jake Hudson @hudson_jak91973]

@chadzumock can I come on your show this week

[Jet13 @cousinflacko]

@WithoutYourHead @CardiffElect @dariothewop @DebbieDabbler @PopHorrorNews @shalomshuli @OnceOverCayley @TheTommyJordan_ @TheHughezy @ClayDabbler It’s a trap!

[Pretty AntiSocial @prettyantipod]

If you ever wondered what a KB dingleberry looks like:

At first glance, this specimen appears to be shedding his translucent skin. But upon closer inspection, we see something far more revealing: a try-hard display of sun-drenched confidence, complete with swim trunks, body oil, and sunglasses.

This is not transformation. This is adaptation.

Like a chameleon desperate to survive among its surroundings, he attempts to blend in with the surrounding herd (a panel of grown men) by presenting what he believes to be cool, casual, & sexually magnetic.

Nature, however, is not always kind.

[So Thorough Joe Burrow @SoThrrrJoeBrrrr]

Turns out @AaronImholte’s retardation wasn’t cured over the weekend.

Maybe next weekend pal

[Jet13 @cousinflacko]

@CrazyDaysPoster

[CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS @CrazyDaysPoster]

Sunday, June 07, 2026
Blind Item #2

The former radio sidekick turned television sidekick turned comedian is being sued in multiple places because of his crazy behavior.

[The Shuli Network @TheUncleRicoSho]

LIVE @ 8pm est on The Uncle Rico Show:
Stuttering John Gets His Wish
👇👇👇
https://t.co/okLmTmXzy3

@shalomshuli @mikemorsesays @thezencomic @Andyfromontario

[So Thorough Joe Burrow @SoThrrrJoeBrrrr]

“Judge please note the lake was VERY cold that day”

[Aaron Imholte Quotes @AImholtequotes]

“I have to play a character on air to throw the audience off”

@AaronImholte