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[mia @couturezation]

Fluid rug by Faig Ahmed.

[Amalia Andrade A. @amaliaandrade_]

Tengo 35 años, quisiera saber cuándo coños voy a dejar de soñar que voy perdiendo una materia y no voy a poder graduarme. Agradezco respuestas de psicólogos, psicoanalistas o de quién sea, en serio.

[mia @couturezation]

Wtf

[ɐntonio 📼 @levmauc]

Va a ocurrir: BAMBI tendrá una película de terror. En BAMBI: THE RECKONING, Bambi se convertirá en una "máquina de matar" tras la muerte de su madre.

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

I believe the main difference is that one will see you later and the other will see you in awhile. I could be wrong, I'm not a zoologist.

[gabitha. @igabitha]

with breakups & getting over them like… i usually never struggled with that because i always kept busy. i just kept moving forward with my life and it’s hard to like live in the past when you keep moving forward for yourself. i was a full time student, had a job & made friends.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

This man was extremely cynical, but extremely funny 😭😭

[Matronicidio @matronicidio]

Ayer estaba en la cola de una tienda y había una madre con su criatura en brazos que empezó a berrear.
Se sacó la teta y se la enchufó. Automáticamente se hizo el silencio. Y la madre dice:
- Con la teta fin pa to los lloros , de los niños y de los mayore también.
El avangelio.

[Commodore Blog @CommodoreBlog]

This device could predict incoming phone calls.

[shelbo @shelbytheclown]

slut era

[AM @alanmataj]

Ayer mi jefe (español) dijo que iba a buscar vainas de Venezuela pa conocernos mejor y hoy llegó a decirle a otro pana venezolano que trabaja con nosotros y que “eres la reina del arroz con pollo” jajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja

[mia @couturezation]

@ZARA_Care hi I need a refund from an order that I received in parts and one of them never arrived. How can I achieve this? Thanks

[ganesha redgrave @discostuart_]

read somewhere that women are often perceived as being less funny because when they make a dry/dark joke, men will always assume they are being literal and respond with seriousness. example:

[Gaga Crave 🌷 @AMENARTPOP]

remember when 23-year-old lady gaga perfectly shutting down a sexist question? iconic.

[Raven Cain 🐦‍⬛ 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @llamalaikum]

Elvis Presley died 45 years ago today. In honor of that, I present to you the music he appropriated, did worse, and never credited.

[BRIANA ANIYSA @brianaaniysaa]

stretch
but make it look sexy

[Pauline @therowsmvse]

so true bestie

[p. @sixinchbeys]

OMGGGG

[mia @couturezation]

@SomethingWolfy Gracias nena!

[mia @couturezation]

@SomethingWolfy excuse me, te seguí porque tenemos una mutual pero ajá vi que vives en Copenhague y que eres estudiante como yo y a ✨