Jamie

Fluent in speaking shite. You don’t win friends with salad

[Jamie @covedon82]

Who’s coming on at left back when Tierney gets injured?

[Jamie @covedon82]

@HMFC_1874_ Jim Leighton

[Jamie @covedon82]

@AbzPodcast Arbroath, Montrose, Forfar and Brechin. Won’t even have to cross the Tay

[Jamie @covedon82]

@offtheballbbc More clubs than a Baffin Island seal… not sure that’s a celeb as such though

[Jamie @covedon82]

@BrianGallagherg @offtheballbbc Or if they’ve pished themselves

[Jamie @covedon82]

@offtheballbbc When someone’s driving too fast ‘Calm down Stirling Moss / Nigel Mansell / Lewis Hamilton* delete as appropriate to your age

[Jamie @covedon82]

@offtheballbbc Where does Jim Goodwin think he should’ve been offered a job after achieving exactly the same as Jens Berthal Askou last season?

[Jamie @covedon82]

@schreuder92 I assume Boro themselves were prepared for this possibility and have been training in preparation for it? If not then it will be like Bruce Willis in Armageddon trying to track down his demob happy drill team

[Jamie @covedon82]

@AFCHereWeGo Replay shows it was actually onside

[Jim Spence @JimSpenceDundee]

Has your Dundee caption been lost 😠

[Catholic News Agency @cnalive]

Members of Scottish Parliament voted against assisted suicide on March 17, a dramatic turn of events that Scotland’s Catholic bishops are attributing to the power of prayer. https://t.co/PU5njDew9V

[Jamie @covedon82]

@AbzPodcast Or even more cynically I would suggest they are getting new names out there on the day the season ticket prices are released to show us they are ‘still working hard’ in the background

[Jamie @covedon82]

@akawakeford Packed away and back in the microwave on Saturday???

[Jamie @covedon82]

@AbzPodcast

[Jamie @covedon82]

@AFCHereWeGo Would’ve been offside. Perfectly held line

[Jamie @covedon82]

@DandyDonSF Unlikely to be Jenson since he’s nae on the bench

[Jamie @covedon82]

@offtheballbbc It was a disappointing week for the Glasgow teams. Nothing wrong with the Aberdeen result

[Jamie @covedon82]

Out of work and got fuck all else to do but the time isn’t right. Full marks for trying to diplomatic about it

[Sky Sports Scotland @ScotlandSky]

🚨 BREAKING: Steven Gerrard will not become the next Rangers boss.

Sky Sports News understands that despite constructive talks, Gerrard felt the timing wasn't right and has withdrawn from the process. More ⤵️

[Jamie @covedon82]

Finally it clocked with some cracking goals. How shite were Dundee though?

[Aberdeen FC @AberdeenFC]

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!!!!

[Jamie @covedon82]

Is that Kirk Broadfoot that’s just been subbed off for the Huns?