The Covert Primary Teacher

Primary Teacher. UK. Funny stories and tongue-in-cheek opinions that any teacher can relate to!

[The Covert Primary Teacher @CovertTeacherUK]

Now then @RishiSunak and @GillianKeegan , let’s not play silly games. Your pay deal is not acceptable so please move your names down to *amber* on the traffic lights. Anymore nonsense like this and it’s straight to *red*! @secretHT1 @ICT_MrP @SecretTeach3r @ssupteacher @NEUnion

[The Covert Primary Teacher @CovertTeacherUK]

@Hellesbelles5 @BuryCouncil Our bin got emptied yesterday so hoping your dads did too?

[The Covert Primary Teacher @CovertTeacherUK]

@BuryCouncil - missed GREY bin collections across all of Carrwood Hey, Peel Mount, The Coppice and Hill Rise on 5/1/24. Please organise for trucks to come back. Any help @JamesDalyMP

[The Covert Primary Teacher @CovertTeacherUK]

@Hellesbelles5 @BuryCouncil No @BuryCouncil have not been back. They missed half of Carrwood Hey and all of Peel Mount, The Coppice, Hill Rise and Holcombe Lee.

Any update Bury? @JamesDalyMP - could you prompt the council please. Lots of full grey bins still waiting on the streets!

[The Covert Primary Teacher @CovertTeacherUK]

Shocked that he is still refusing to admit he was wrong. I mean… I despair. The arrogance of the man.

Would he have done this to the male Spanish team?! 🤔😕🤨🧐

[The Covert Primary Teacher @CovertTeacherUK]

@LilyJoWriter Can they make me one to persuade my other half! My daughter and I are failing to persuade at the moment!

[The Covert Primary Teacher @CovertTeacherUK]

@secretHT1 Wash your mouth out!!!!! ;-)

[The Covert Primary Teacher @CovertTeacherUK]

@WhistleblowingT …oh my!

[The Covert Primary Teacher @CovertTeacherUK]

@SteveBnor Oh I think this little cabinet is FANTASTIC! Never seen one like it!

[The Covert Primary Teacher @CovertTeacherUK]

@SecretTeach3r @LidlGB My eyes!

[The Covert Primary Teacher @CovertTeacherUK]

@WhiteRoseEd The zero has one cube next to it…?! The six has 5 cubes next to it…?! My eyes!!!!!

[The Covert Primary Teacher @CovertTeacherUK]

@easyJet - sent you a DM yesterday but not had any response yet? Just following up :-)

[The Covert Primary Teacher @CovertTeacherUK]

@easyJet I’m not seeing an option to DM….? Just to reply to this thread?!

[The Covert Primary Teacher @CovertTeacherUK]

@easyJet - I need to ask you a question. Please could you send me a DM so I can DM you?

[The Covert Primary Teacher @CovertTeacherUK]

@MissSDoherty You can’t beat a Fanta Lemon!

[The Covert Primary Teacher @CovertTeacherUK]

@GregYoudan What an amazing new chapter you are all embarking on!

I’ve been exactly where you are @GregYoudan - EXACTLY! Best decision we ever made…!

[The Covert Primary Teacher @CovertTeacherUK]

This says a LOT more about the parent than the teacher. Any wonder we cannot retain teachers? I hope the teacher is okay #quickpayday #SellAStory

⁦@GillianKeegan⁩ - please stand up for us. Support the teacher. Condemn the parents. https://t.co/NvAkDPFutB

[The Covert Primary Teacher @CovertTeacherUK]

@LearnPlayLead We will never know what the message was! Maybe it was the other side offering us double PPA slots….! 🤣

[The Covert Primary Teacher @CovertTeacherUK]

@tx_teacherqueen The dreaded job. But so satisfying to see a completely clean board once done.

It’s always the corners that have staples stapled on top of staples! Agree?

[The Covert Primary Teacher @CovertTeacherUK]

@secretHT1 @rickastley Is this the UNO Shuffle? @rickastley