BREAKING NEWS: Republican Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell announces that he will resign if he doesn’t become Senate Majority Leader after November’s midterm election. RT IF YOU WOULD LOVE TO SEE MITCH MCCONNELL RESIGN!
Hahahahahahahahahaha my son FINALLY understood sleep@for like half a week and now it’s been like back to back teeth for a fucking month someone SHOOT ME
Don’t really know how it’s fair I stay up all day and all night with the baby and don’t get to take breaks on the weekends when I’m supposed to have help but ya know it’s chill I guess
Wassup just your local antisocial introvert that hasn’t had a moment alone without another human literally living off their body for 2 months techinically 11 but whose counting