Cow Duck's Ghost

[Cow Duck's Ghost @cow_duck]

@WallaceLibrary @wheaton #Tru

[Cow Duck's Ghost @cow_duck]

does this statue make me look fat

[Cow Duck's Ghost @cow_duck]

wheres my memorial statue already

[Cow Duck's Ghost @cow_duck]

i was a ghost for halloween. I was a ghost yesterday too. im a ghost everyday :(

[Cow Duck's Ghost @cow_duck]

worst thing about turtles is they live for fucking ever so i know theyll be gossiping about me for the next hundred years or so

[Cow Duck's Ghost @cow_duck]

ducks dont drink lmao https://t.co/fYd1d8YDWu

[Cow Duck's Ghost @cow_duck]

clearly havent been to my parties lol

[Cow Duck's Ghost @cow_duck]

why did i have to die before chase was redone

[Cow Duck's Ghost @cow_duck]

also drake > meek mill ✌

[Cow Duck's Ghost @cow_duck]

heaven is so chill it's like 100% french fries also the water is never brown here

[Jorgan VonStrangle @kayleighkenney]

@cow_duck you will be missed rip forever in my heart ily

[John Sutyak @SouthernMaineAD]

Sad to hear about the passing of @wheaton Peacock Pond resident, @cow_duck today. Say hi to "Bruce the Goose" for me in bird heaven.

[Cow Duck's Ghost @cow_duck]

RIP Cow Duck you'll be forever wading around in green slime in our hearts, may a new Cow Duck rise from the ashes #phoenixduck

[Cow Duck's Ghost @cow_duck]

found my phone on the bottom of the pond lol guess lifeproof cases do really work lmao better be prepared for hot new tweets #ducklife

[Cow Duck's Ghost @cow_duck]

lmao thanks for the snowduck guys

[Cow Duck's Ghost @cow_duck]

thinkin about studying abroad..... anyone know any chill ponds in mansfield i could walk to

[Cow Duck's Ghost @cow_duck]

@DanielR_Wheaton if u think im clicking a link with the word vaqina right in the middle of it u got another thing comin

[Cow Duck's Ghost @cow_duck]

if ya'll can stop askin me what i want for christmas that'd be great ducks don't get christmas gifts and besides im jewish

[Cow Duck's Ghost @cow_duck]

Im thankful for not being born a turkey thank the lord #thanksgiving

[Cow Duck's Ghost @cow_duck]

@kayleighkenney i think we should just be friends