Danny McBride

DDCFL Reporter. App State superfan. 4x cracker of the day

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Moving tribute at halftime in honor of the late Coach Nutz💚

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First QURE NIL Recipients released!

Is anyone from your university represented?

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$QURE

ABSOLUTE HORSE. TO THE MOON

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$QURE

ABSOLUTE HORSE. TO THE MOON

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Welcome to the league Seymour!

JMU announces Seymour Dicks will be taking over mid season for the Dukes.

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Nutz also in a shocking and confusing statement would not refer to players cleats as cleats and instead referred to them as non-bowling shoes. Hopefully more to follow.

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🚨Statement from Coach Nutz ahead of tonight’s game against the Bulls🚨

“The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn't beef there”

Should be a good one!

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🚨 BREAKING🚨

Being cornered by rival gang members and being forced to twerk for my life at gunpoint but doing a dance so sensual and mysterious it moves them to tears

Nothing further at this time.

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Still no sign of a Wyoming coach this year. What is happening

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Many remember the late Coach Nutz’s infamous affair with Ty Thompson’s mother…
What the league never knew?
It spanned decades. And it produced a son: Harry Nutz.

Rumors now say he’s leaving Eldorado High to take over a Mountain West program.

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Rumors swirling out of the DDCFL front office… 👀
Whispers of a new coach.
Same blood. Same chaos. Same last name?
The Nutz legacy might not be dead after all. 🥀 #DDCFL2 #Bloodline

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@BleedBluePete I know he is looking down smiling Pete. Continue to forge a legacy he would be proud of!

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@CoachDixonCider Thank you for these words Dixon. A rival to many but a friend to all!

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@DDCFLNEWS Let the man rest. Keep the talk of scandals to yourself. I happen to know some things that could end your career Benny boy. Be a good boy and delete this.

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This team is 🤮ASS🤮 but the boys have ups 🆙🔝⬆️

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🚀🚀⚠️⚠️This just in⚠️⚠️🚀🚀

The @TheDDCFL is in preliminary talks for its first official sponsor X, the everything app

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@CoachDixonCider @DDCFLNEWS gtfo of my replies b

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Rumor has it that Coach Nutz is yet to arrive in Lexington and feels no rush because of the unknown season start date. @DDCFLNEWS

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@AuburnDan33 @TheDDCFL @DDCFLNEWS @CoachDixonCider @SydneySweeneyOS This is fake