David Jenkinson

Dairy farmer, computer geek and gamer, living on the Fylde coast.

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@_DigitalBytes @RealSexyCyborg When I was young I worked at a nightclub that had a gay night. Boss told me if I wanted to fill my tip jar I should buy myself some hotpants.

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@JeremyClarkson I am a farmer. We haven't yet had enough rain up here though. I shouldn't say that, neighbours have grass down.

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@coffeehopper @MackieMayor I just followed this recipe, roughly. I think I used a little too much sugar and water and the whisky was Scotch and the coffee variety was whatever was in the grinder already.... but my mother always taught me that recipes were only approximations. Still bloody good though, TA!

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@minliangtan I went to Singapore once... and I thought the average Singaporean is actually pretty healthily attractive, certainly compared to here in the north of the UK.

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@ebpetroff A lot of people I imagine have told their wives a similar story. There's probably quite a few gone down as a business expense too.

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@smorganmoore Goddamn I like you. You look like my kind of trouble.

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@ASUS_ROGUK Retina Grinding Bling

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@smorganmoore @SIX_SH00T3R I figured the bean version of a duvet day would still be a hammock day or maybe pool day or something. Do you not do things like Naked Sundays? That's what I would do.

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@nookost @Hylo67 @aidanbergin92 When you hear farmers say "I've never rolled, never felt the need to" you can bet that their contractor is probably saying "I wish he'd roll his bloody fields."

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@nookost @Hylo67 @aidanbergin92 Mainly silage ground. Bad things happen if mowers hit stones and bumps at speed, also rakes will throw and drag unconsolidated soil into the swath, where it is bad news in clamps and bales. Helps to eradicate ruts left when putting slurry on in the wet winter in pastures too.

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@squirrel_talker @GailSimone Probably this album for me too.

[Javier Blas @JavierBlas]

‘Yes Minister’ has a perfect summary of most Western countries response to the coronavirus outbreak 😷

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@smorganmoore @Lavecon_ No No, you were just far away. And the gun was huge.

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@smorganmoore @Lavecon_ My pictures all came out a bit blurry. The sight of you wielding the mini gun made me realise leaving the proper camera in my room for the night was a mistake.

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@katerussell Not wearing a blue dress by any chance? There was a lady on my train who looked a bit like you ;)

[Guy Verhofstadt @guyverhofstadt]

Europe has a fifth column in its ranks: Putin's cheerleaders who want to destroy Europe & liberal democracy from within: Le Pen, Wilders, Farage, Orbàn, Kaczynski, Salvini use Kremlin money & intel. Like Farage's friend Arron Banks, who colluded w/ Russians to deliver #Brexit

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Why does this scratch on my thumb itch so much? *Licks it* Gear Oil, that's why. Yuck.

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@Hylo67 Put a bit more AN on today... but it's too wet here. Was putting single bags in the spreader, mud flying and I can't say whether I've done more harm or good. At least I got most out a couple of week back, but damn that last lot of rain.

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@Nerdphilia Fuji X-series are lovely little things to also consider.

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@fwong I have a HUGE gaming pc... my next one will be small. Maybe not that small, but I certainly see the appeal.