Jim Speakman

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Putting the Epic into Dyspeptic

[Jim Speakman @cowspassage]

The UK commentary on the Glasgow World Championship road race was incessant whining about the course. Narrow, twisting streets. Team cars unable to keep up.

Here we are in Montmatre. What's happened to the whining?

[Jim Speakman @cowspassage]

@NeilMackay That's a better idea than Rwanda. The Rwandans don't deserve them.

[Jim Speakman @cowspassage]

@RiksRedGuard That's Brighton Pavilion, right?

[Jane of the North @JaneotN]

"I didn’t know he was Orange until a number of years ago, when he happened to turn Orange. I respect either one, but he obviously doesn’t because all of a sudden he made a turn and he went – he became an Orange person. I think somebody should look into that."

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[Jim Speakman @cowspassage]

@DrDPMcArthur @magnatom And a couple of them are pretty steep as well

[Jim Speakman @cowspassage]

Amazing kamikaze move. Did he really know Koretzky was heading for the tree after the pass? A man who wasn't bothered about a silver.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

How on EARTH 🤯

Tom Pidcock punctured his tyre. He slipped to ninth. He's somehow won a gold medal for Team GB 🙌 Beast.

#Paris2024 #Olympics #BBCOlympics

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

The GOP pushed the senile old guy narrative. Pretty much their own fault. They knew their candidate was 79 and in poor mental health.

[Jim Speakman @cowspassage]

Looking pretty choppy on the river from the wake of all these bateaux

[Jim Speakman @cowspassage]

Breaking wind is an Olympic sport now? Time for me to get back into training.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

‘My dad could make something better than this.’ #OpeningCeremony #Paris2024

[Jim Speakman @cowspassage]

@ManMadeMoon The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin

[Jacques Le Singe @John_the_Monkey]

Roy Keane, welcome to @TheWarOnCars

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Kamala Harris - 'Before I was a senator I was an attorney general and a prosecutor. In those roles I took on perpetrators of all kinds. Predators who abused women, fraudsters who ripped off consumers, cheaters who broke the rules for their own gain. I know Donald Trump's type'

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

On behalf of the American people, I thank Joe Biden for his extraordinary leadership as President of the United States and for his decades of service to our country.

I am honored to have the President’s endorsement and my intention is to earn and win this nomination.

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

This lumbering old dolt is screeching for his Depends Valet to come in with a change of manties after sharting himself for the 8th time today.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

"Brexit has ruined this country, and now the majority of Britons thinks so too."

RT if you are that majority.

[Jim Speakman @cowspassage]

@rachelburden does the BBC pronunciation guide say that you sound the ”l” in Milwaukee? Thinking back to watching Happy Days, I don't remember heating the ”l”.

[Jim Speakman @cowspassage]

Err, why did you have Dorries on talking about Johnson? Anything to do with the current election.

[Channel 4 @Channel4]

"You may say [Boris Johnson] had privilege but he knows what hardship is like."

Nadine Dorries defends calling David Cameron a 'posh boy' but saying Boris Johnson had "no money growing up".

Watch #C4BritainDecides NOW on @channel4 until 9am. #GeneralElection2024

[Jim Speakman @cowspassage]

@MatMitchell30 @lukascph Elmo upstaging the Monster Raving Looney candidate