ɹǝʇlɐʍ

Jack of all trades (except plumbing), master of little. Also, owner of too many things.

[ɹǝʇlɐʍ @coxwal]

@Sean_Oliver Shorter:

Tip: Learn the shortcut keys.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Donald Trump has sexually harassed more women than confirmed cases of voter fraud in the election.

[man at the garden @daviddupreejr]

Why every US President sucks, a thread:

[ɹǝʇlɐʍ @coxwal]

A big congratulations to @BobandDougMcK on their big launch. Surprised @NASA cleared you hose heads for launch.

[ɹǝʇlɐʍ @coxwal]

Just ate some green beans that the packaging indicated would be “best by Dec 2009”.

They were much worse than I thought they would be. But in hindsight, I should have checked the packaging BEFORE eating them.

#CovidCleaning

[ɹǝʇlɐʍ @coxwal]

I want everything to work like antibiotics!

The promise: It should cost around $20 and you should be feeling better in 3 days.
The delivery: It cost $5 and worked in <12 hours.*

Science!

*yes, I will finish the entire course, thank you for thinking of that.

[Brad Panovich @wxbrad]

#1 Your Broom will do this any day of the year. It has to do with the shape of the bottom, not the Earth.
#2 The Tilt of the earth is always ~23.5° it never changes during the year. The orbit of the Earth around the sun causes Seasons.
#3 Social media makes us do silly stuff. 😊

[ɹǝʇlɐʍ @coxwal]

I think this is fantastic. My main fear of letting my kids go do things in the world isn’t them getting into trouble, or even others doing something to them. It’s others doing something to me. While I love this, I’m not sure how much it will even help…

https://t.co/fshS6o2cQT

[Michael Granoff @mikejgr]

Peak horse in US happened a decade after the Model T was launched.

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

Winnie the Pooh never made fun of Eeyore for being sad. He never wrote him off as being crazy. He invited him on every adventure even though he knew that he might say no or be grumpy. He understood that he was the way he was. We should all be a little more like Winnie in 2020.

[Jojo Jabbari 🇮🇶🛺 @shamshoomi]

Your attempt to start a civil war has failed.
كلامك مؤثر... بس ما تأثرت 😎

[ɹǝʇlɐʍ @coxwal]

4 months ago he used a sharpie on a weather map to extend a hurricane path to include Alabama, instead of admitting he made a misstatement.

He held that up on TV & said it was real. He thought that would work.

That’s the same brain that is making military decisions right now.

[Paul Graham @paulg]

It would be funny if, a generation from now, the kids of today's twenty-somethings make fun of them for constantly getting sucked into outrage mobs. What are you "calling out" today, Dad?

[ɹǝʇlɐʍ @coxwal]

@Sean_Oliver Gotta get those year end engagement numbers up!! Or perhaps we are doing some Twitter performance art?

[Sean Oliver @Sean_Oliver]

I'm going to DM someone who retweets this tweet a $100 Amazon gift card in 48 hrs. If you're picked but don't follow me i'll pick someone else. (the only way I can DM you)

[Riker Googling @RikerGoogling]

is hamilton still sold out

[Arvind Narayanan @random_walker]

Facebook responded with this horror: wrapping each "Sponsored" in 5 div's, 9 span's and 30 CSS classes. Of course an ad blocker can get past that, but we'd made our point, so we wrote a paper describing our ideas and moved on https://t.co/ZK0D8ewCTl https://t.co/eRx5T63z2e

[Tuxedo Mask @TheLoveBel0w]

Notice how Trump supporter outrage over illegal immigration always conveniently leaves out the 2 biggest sources of US visa overstays: Canada and Europe.

That's because 'Make America Great Again' means 'Make America White Again'

[Amy Hoy @amyhoy]

can we talk about actually why the peloton ad is so bad? the answer isn’t sexism, or that it’s hard to convey an inner journey in an ad

the problem is copywriting

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