Noah Coyner (He/Him) 🍥

Unbiased journalist covering blockchains. Formerly FT, NYT. My superpower is the Oxford comma. He/him.

[Noah Coyner (He/Him) 🍥 @CoynerNoah]

Bitcoin is at $23,400, which means when it crashes to under $1,000 you’ll lose $22,300.

That’s a loss of 95.726% 😱

Let that sink in.

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@NeerajKA I feel like this is a subtweet

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@notgrubles BREAKING: TWITTER BANS #BITCOIN

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Mr. Okung is setting a terrible example, imagine what would happen if young player followed his lead and lost their trust in the soundness of our financial system

[OKUNG @RussellOkung]

Paid in Bitcoin.

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@DegenLongBtc @hodl_britannia @eric_turner I don’t see what’s so funny about this

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@MessariCrypto @eric_turner This will be a disaster long term for consumers, Ripple at least had the benefits of being a regulated entity

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@eric_turner They’re explaining how Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme and probably securities fraud

[Noah Coyner (He/Him) 🍥 @CoynerNoah]

On this special day I’m wishing everyone a very Happy Holidays!

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@RampCapitalLLC It’s a bubble! It’s already collapsed three times since I started covering it in 2012. Thankfully I never purchased any.

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@jimbocoin Renting makes me happy because I’m never tied down or committed to anything

[Noah Coyner (He/Him) 🍥 @CoynerNoah]

While I respect Peter, I would be a much better choice to debate @michael_saylor.

We agreed on Bitcoin back in 2013, but he’s since flip-flopped. I’ve maintained my integrity and will hold him to account.

[Peter Schiff @PeterSchiff]

It seems like @elonmusk was only joking about exposing Tesla shareholders to Bitcoin. So I don't need to convince the board not to turn Tesla into a double bubble. But I'm still willing to debate @michael_saylor on #Bitcoin verse #gold. Perhaps @joerogan is willing to moderate.

[Noah Coyner (He/Him) 🍥 @CoynerNoah]

@Jason Bitcoin is a scam. I’ve been covering the space since 2012 and have never purchased any to maintain journalistic integrity. I’ve seen the bubble collapse three times already!

[Noah Coyner (He/Him) 🍥 @CoynerNoah]

Felix understands Bitcoin so well! The only money that has inherent value is issued by government.

[felix salmon @felixsalmon]

@xcsler @BarrySilbert I like the idea of bitcoin as the “perfect Ponzi” — precisely because it has no cashflow and no intrinsic value, it’s a vehicle for purest speculation

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@heavilyarmedc @mrcoolbp Since you seem weirdly sincere for a clown, I’m going to strongly recommend you see your Bitcoin before it’s too late

[Noah Coyner (He/Him) 🍥 @CoynerNoah]

Bitcoin is at $23,400, which means when it crashes to under $1,000 you’ll lose $22,300.

That’s a loss of 95.726% 😱

Let that sink in.

[Noah Coyner (He/Him) 🍥 @CoynerNoah]

@heavilyarmedc @mrcoolbp Thanks for the compliment!

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Yes!

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I’m estranged from my family, I don’t have friends, my entire life is online, and I’m happy. Why can’t everyone be like me?

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@btcdragonlord You’re being incredibly irresponsible, why not just put it in a savings account?

[Noah Coyner (He/Him) 🍥 @CoynerNoah]

Hi @NewYork_SEC I believe this is a violation of securities law pls fix

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

One word: Doge