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After two years 😭

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@leedsnoinfidel Hit me with the uno reverse smh

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These guys seriously have no life

[Ben Crellin @BenCrellin]

The Blank and Double Gameweek schedule this season:

❄️Blank Gameweek 30 - EFL Cup Final

🔥Double Gameweek 32

❄️Blank Gameweek 33 - FA Cup Semi-finals

🔥Double Gameweek in GW35 and/or GW36

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so many fpl virgins in my replies

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@FPL_Timmy okay FPL Timmy

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@FPL_Timmy oh no match day tweets oooooooo you silly cunt

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@CFCAzza100 @BenCrellin Nothing wrong with working at Tesco lil fella

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@BenCrellin

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@Chels1an @marvgoathero lmao so basically another project CB who BlueCo won’t give 3 years to develop

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Liverpool are such cucks man. They gave Leipzig what they wanted so easy that they want more now

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: RB Leipzig turn down €100m proposal received from Liverpool for Yan Diomandé.

RB Leipzig want more than €100m as still try to keep him — understand €120m could be the way… for now, based on WC performances too.

Leipzig expect PSG and more clubs to join the race.

€90m plus €10m from Liverpool not enough, as @philipphinze24 reported.

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@TheBlueDodger @SkySportsNews @EFCdaily_ another player we can’t move on, GREAT

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@CFCJnR @bra_cecil99 This is true lol

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We signed Garnacho

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Malo Gusto fit

[🇦🇷 @BarcoEra]

Malo Gusto & Michael Olise arrive ready for today's france match 🇫🇷.

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Another season of Chalobah, Fofana & Tosin. WHAT ARE WE DOING MAN @ChelseaFC @XabiAlonso

[Dougie Critchley @DougieCritchley]

Only Ilya Zabarnyi, Dean Huijsen, Leny Yoro, Josko Gvardiol, Wesley Fofana and Matthijs De Ligt have transfered for more than Van Hecke’s £52m fee amongst centre-backs in the last 5 seasons.

I’d say it’s probably £10m too much for a player with 1 year left.

But I really, really rate Van Hecke, I think he’d improve any Premier League side’s squad and the starting XI of nearly all of them.

Good luck to him!

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@TheBlueDodger @Matt_Law_DT Do these guys even watch football? he’s fucking shite

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He’s fucking shit

[JnR @CFCJnR]

Maximiliano Araujo looked impressive last night and in the few times I've watched him.

Absolute menace down the left, would be a perfect LWB profile under Alonso at Chelsea.

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free transfer to MLS by 21

[Chelsea Dodgers @TheBlueDodger]

🚨🇪🇨 River Plate have cancelled the Kendry Páez loan. He will leave and go back to Chelsea.

(@HernanSCastillo) #CFC

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Was gonna take this tweet seriously until I seen the location

[Adedipe Elizabeth @Arsenalbabyyy]

This can never happen at Arsenal…

Took Cucurella, Rudiger, & Courtois from Chelsea.

Took Trent, Konate, & Micheal Owen from Liverpool.

Took Modric & Bale from Spurs.

Took Ronaldo & David Beckham from Man United.

All in their Primes.

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@TheBlueDodger @BobbyVincentFL Club is so funny, how do you sign him, have him pose at Cobham with a shirt and now are trying to back out signing him….

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@ovofcb Honda starts ahead of your Toyota

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Fair enough

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid reach verbal agreement to sign Marc Cucurella from Chelsea, HERE WE GO!

Verbal agreement in place between all parties, player too — he’s the left back wanted by Mourinho. Details to follow.

Cucurella leaves #CFC and joins Madrid after World Cup. ⚪️🇪🇸