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[Daniel Hussey @DanielHussey2]

World Cup Fixtures & Irish Kick-Off Times:

Thursday 11th June:

20:00 - Mexico vs South Africa

Friday 12th June:

03:00 - South Korea vs Czechia
20:00 - Canada vs Bosnia & Herzegovina

Saturday 13th June:

02:00 - USA vs Paraguay
20:00 - Qatar vs Switzerland
23:00 - Brazil vs Morocco

Sunday 14th June:

02:00 - Haiti vs Scotland
05:00 - Australia vs Turkey
18:00 - Germany vs Curaçao
21:00 - Netherlands vs Japan

Monday 15th June:

00:00 - Ivory Coast vs Ecuador
03:00 - Sweden vs Tunisia
17:00 - Spain vs Cape Verde
20:00 - Belgium vs Egypt
23:00 - Saudi Arabia vs Uruguay

Tuesday 16th June:

02:00 - Iran vs New Zealand
20:00 - France vs Senegal
23:00 - Iraq vs Norway

Wednesday 17th June:

02:00 - Argentina vs Algeria
05:00 - Austria vs Jordan
18:00 - Portugal vs DR Congo
21:00 - England vs Croatia

Thursday 18th June:

00:00 - Ghana vs Panama
03:00 - Uzbekistan vs Colombia
17:00 - Czechia vs South Africa
20:00 - Switzerland vs Bosnia & Herzegovina
23:00 - Canada vs Qatar

Friday 19th June:

02:00 - Mexico vs South Korea
20:00 - USA vs Australia
23:00 - Scotland vs Morocco

Saturday 20th June:

01:30 - Brazil vs Haiti
04:00 - Turkey vs Paraguay
18:00 - Netherlands vs Sweden
21:00 - Germany vs Ivory Coast

Sunday 21st June:

01:00 - Ecuador vs Curaçao
05:00 - Tunisia vs Japan
17:00 - Spain vs Saudi Arabia
20:00 - Belgium vs Iran
23:00 - Uruguay vs Cape Verde

Monday 22nd June:

02:00 - New Zealand vs Egypt
18:00 - Argentina vs Austria
22:00 - France vs Iraq

Tuesday 23rd June:

01:00 - Norway vs Senegal
04:00 - Jordan vs Algeria
18:00 - Portugal vs Uzbekistan
21:00 - England vs Ghana

Wednesday 24th June:

00:00 - Panama vs Croatia
03:00 - Colombia vs DR Congo
20:00 - Bosnia & Herzegovina vs Qatar
20:00 - Switzerland vs Canada
23:00 - Morocco vs Haiti
23:00 - Scotland vs Brazil

Thursday 25th June:

02:00 - Czechia vs Mexico
02:00 - South Africa vs South Korea
21:00 - Curaçao vs Ivory Coast
21:00 - Ecuador vs Germany

Friday 26th June:

00:00 - Japan vs Sweden
00:00 - Tunisia vs Netherlands
03:00 - Paraguay vs Australia
03:00 - Turkey vs USA
20:00 - Norway vs France
20:00 - Senegal vs Iraq

Saturday 27th June:

01:00 - Cape Verde vs Saudi Arabia
01:00 - Uruguay vs Spain
04:00 - Egypt vs Iran
04:00 - New Zealand vs Belgium
22:00 - Croatia vs Ghana
22:00 - Panama vs England

Sunday 28th June:

00:30 - Colombia vs Portugal
00:30 - DR Congo vs Uzbekistan
03:00 - Algeria vs Austria
03:00 - Jordan vs Argentina
20:00 - Round of 32

Monday 29th June:

18:00 - Round of 32
21:30 - Round of 32

Tuesday 30th June:

02:00 - Round of 32
18:00 - Round of 32
22:00 - Round of 32

Wednesday 1st July:

02:00 - Round of 32
17:00 - Round of 32
21:00 - Round of 32

Thursday 2nd July:

01:00 - Round of 32
20:00 - Round of 32

Friday 3rd July:

00:00 - Round of 32
04:00 - Round of 32
19:00 - Round of 32
23:00 - Round of 32

Saturday 4th July:

02:30 - Round of 32
18:00 - Round of 16
22:00 - Round of 16

Sunday 5th July:

21:00 - Round of 16

Monday 6th July:

01:00 - Round of 16
20:00 - Round of 16

Tuesday 7th July:

01:00 - Round of 16
17:00 - Round of 16
21:00 - Round of 16

Thursday 9th July:

21:00 - Quarter Final

Friday 10th July:

20:00 - Quarter Final

Saturday 11th July:

22:00 - Quarter Final

Sunday 12th July:

02:00 - Quarter Final

Tuesday 14th July:

20:00 - Semi Final

Wednesday 15th July:

20:00 - Semi Final

Saturday 18th July:

22:00 - Third Place Play Off

Sunday 19th July:

20:00 - Final

All games live on RTÉ.

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[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

I have witnessed this club go from doubters to believers, and from believers to champions. It took hard work and I always did everything I could to help the club get there. Nothing makes me prouder than that.

Us crumbling to yet another defeat this season was very painful and not what our fans deserve. I want to see Liverpool go back to being the heavy metal attacking team that opponents fear and back to being a team that wins trophies. That is the football I know how to play and that is the identity that needs to be recovered and kept for good. It cannot be negotiable and everyone that joins this club should adapt to it.

Winning some games here and there is not what Liverpool should be about. All teams win games.

Liverpool will always be a club that means a great deal to me and to my family. I want to see it succeed for long after I have moved on.

As I’ve always said, qualifying to next season’s Champions League is the bare minimum and I will do everything I can to make that happen.

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

BREAKING: Ben White could be out of the Champions League Final at the end of the month with a suspected ruptured vagina.

He will also be forced to cancel his spray tan appointment tomorrow. More to follow.

[Aston Villa Statto @AVFCStatto]

This was given as a goal this season btw.

Shock.

#AVFC

[CP @cp_at_]

@grahamwfc @Snooker147Lover His name is Stan

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

This deserves an Oscar.

[CP @cp_at_]

@LeicesterTigers A day early

[Steve 🇺🇸 @SteveLovesAmmo]

An audience member came on stage to tell a joke, and he absolutely nailed it 😂🤣🤣

[CP @cp_at_]

@BigManBakar Anthony Gordon?

[Aaron. @Stuff_by_Aaron]

@_ConnieShaw @andrewlawrence @UnleashedComedy He looks like somebodies first go at taxidermy.

[CP @cp_at_]

@buff_egan Aged like milk this

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Hold on... Watch This. Worth every second.

[CP @cp_at_]

@England_RL @ABKbeer @EvertonStadium Get Watkins into that team, been on fire this year and loads of experience

[CP @cp_at_]

@WHU197

[CP @cp_at_]

@racingblogger What a pair of soothers

[✞Righteous Rebellion𓅪 @OneManCircus87]

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate?
I’m glad you asked. Buckle up.

12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly.

12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history.

12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act.
That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours.

12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.”

12:58 p.m. — Impact.
You sit, and the gates of hell open.
The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system.
You ask yourself, Is that blood?
No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism.

1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet.

8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn.
Your butthole? A war veteran.
Your spirit? In recovery.
You’ll never be the same, but you will survive.

Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity.

You’ve earned it.

Feeling thankful. 💩🙏

[CP @cp_at_]

@WiganFans_RL I reckon Eckersley starts on the wing for you next season, thought it would be this year that he replaced Miski tbh

[Empire ✶ ✶ ✶ ✶ @Empire1872]

Fancy England strongly tonight

[CP @cp_at_]

🤣🤣

[LB @LBLFC_]

@__37JH We'll mention you're a big fat 30-year-old lonely blob with no friends who has to keep up an edgy act to impress his E-friends, though.

[Streatham Rovers Football Club @StreathamRovers]

Well done @RoyalMail for managing to get this delivered to the Greyhound Lane stadium today! 👏👏👏👏👏 #SRFC #UpTheGreyhounds