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taurus ♉️ sun
scorpio ♏️ moon
scorpio 😈 ascending

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hi 🫣

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BRB trying to cope w emotional trauma TTYL

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Wow you guys. My sis played the best “practical joke” on me today and made me believe my grandparents got a cat.

My grandma who washes the floors, hands & knees, 2x a day.

I was thinking people can change and miracles can occur only for @Krissykpat to say “sike”

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Wow “thx” auto corrects to THC now. Whether that’s because of my life or my job… we’ll never know.

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Someone just told me “I miss Pat and Oscar’s so much” and I haven’t laughed this hard in so long.

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Realizing I asked two people on two separate occasions if they are a Scorpio

They both said no

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Help I’m a clothes hoarder. What do I do

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My clothes alone deserve a studio apartment. Holy shit.

Living room - clothes.
Bedroom - clothes.
Bathroom - clothes.
Dining room - clothes.

Jk I don’t have a dining room… but I wish I did cause I need more clothes storage space.

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12 years = 96 followers. Fuck yeah

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@sophiaideas @entylawyer People are saying sailing yacht? But is Marcos trying to sleep with gabby?

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Quality of life increased 20% now that @case_file is back. 🤩🙌
Shout out to #SweetBobby, #YourOwnBackyard #badbadthing, #believeher, and #monsterDCsniper for getting me through these tough times 😅

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@TeddiMellencamp So fking rude. Sorry you have to deal with shit like that.

[is bitch better? @bravostan_]

Why did @Bethenny do this to us? How dare you! #RHONY

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I asked one of my clients “what are your strengths,” today. And this bitch honestly said “attractive.” I responded “hell yeah” but like really. Also she’s 58.

[Key 🔑 @Keychain__]

Okay but this cast would eat #CBB3

[Alex @adrianasmojito]

CBS really told Bravo: find me the 2 most bland housewives you've HAD 🤦🏻‍♂️ #CBB3

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Wait… are we gonna see Lamar sober for 30 days? 🤨 #dontbelieveit #cbb3

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I’m literally so lazy & such a home body. I have no excuse for my horribly poor communication. It’s actually #embarrassing 😖 #ijusthateeveryone

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@caligirl5everr WORST IDEA. NEVER