Brandon Lanciloti

CPA, CFE, educator, internal control guru for churches & tax guy for ministers. Heaven bound with the hammer down, hoping for a few sets of keys before I arrive

[Brandon Lanciloti @cpabrandon]

Hey @espngreeny @PatMcAfeeShow @NotTheFakeSVP

Ever heard of brother and sister head coaches leading both Men’s and Women’s Basketball to conference titles AND the No. 1 overall seed in the NAIA National Tournament?

Check out @FreedHardeman!

[Brandon Lanciloti @cpabrandon]

My friends: [insert intense dissertation-level Constitution, virology, or hedge fund rant]

Me: *nervously* “So, can I file your tax return for you?”

[Brandon Lanciloti @cpabrandon]

@lostsaintsmusic So excited when I saw your first single available for pre-order on iTunes today!

[Steven Mnuchin @stevenmnuchin1]

At @realDonaldTrump’s direction, we are moving Tax Day from April 15 to July 15. All taxpayers and businesses will have this additional time to file and make payments without interest or penalties.

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#SOTU

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#TENNvsBAMA

[Brandon Lanciloti @cpabrandon]

I am now a Certified Fraud Examiner! #fraud #cfe

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#fhuopenforum

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@whittherower Jesus was still alive, so the old covenant was still in force. Baptism was not a requirement in the Old Testament.

[Brandon Lanciloti @cpabrandon]

You know who wins when Alabama plays Georgia in the National Championship Game?

America.

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@KirkHerbstreit be like #TENNvsGT

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Kirk Herbstreit is to Taquon Marshall as John Madden was to Brett Favre #TENNvsGT

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#TENNvsGT @Vol_Football @KirkHerbstreit

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If @Vol_Football got $1 every time @KirkHerbstreit bragged on @Quonmarshall16, they could pay salary of @UTCoachJones replacement #TENNvsGT

[Brandon Lanciloti @cpabrandon]

New study finds 16% of Churches of Christ recently embezzled (church money stolen for personal use), the highest rate among groups studied.

[American Midwest Conference @AMCSports]

Time to decide our other Finalist in the #AMCMascotChallenge! @ColumbiaCougars @gofhulions, you're up! @ScooterCougar

[Brandon Lanciloti @cpabrandon]

"We eat glue in Mississippi." ~Derrick Maranto #funnyoutofcontext #tweetsduringchapel

[Brandon Lanciloti @cpabrandon]

The only thing more on point than the chapel speaker's lesson was the chapel speaker's beard. #tweetsduringchapel

[Brandon Lanciloti @cpabrandon]

@realDonaldTrump let me help you out before the next debate. #debate