Colton Page

Wabash College '20

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

high schools shoulda never gotten rid of shop classes. you sit in a car every single day u should know how they work

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

President Trump’s latest physical lists him at:

6’3”
238 lbs

[backcountry wigger @1000IQNBAFan]

Is this the funniest frame ever captured in any sport

[FOX59 News @FOX59]

Indiana is number 1....😀
...in highest jump in gas prices 😭

Hoosiers have seen an 84-cent increase in gas prices, far ahead of the second-place 72-cent increase.

Read more: https://t.co/F3xf26GfQx

[Krugman @krugman87]

I keep seeing the "9-5 is prison" takes on my tl. Here's an alternate take. Go read about people who lived during the 1300's. Absolutely horrible existence. Between bandits constantly raiding and murdering, no modern medicine, over half the population dying from the plague, constant war, it was a terrible and hopeless life.

If you are blessed enough to have a 9-5, drive home in your car, flip on the A/C, munch on Durito's while watching your favorite series after a hard day's work, you are beyond blessed and are living a life that exceeds 99% of anyone in history or alive today.

[Alex Tumay @alextumay]

AI is inevitable. You can tell by how no one wants it and it’s losing money left and right.

[Christian Heiens 🏛 @ChristianHeiens]

Caleb Hammer has done more to totally discredit the American welfare system than any Republican politician in history.

Every argument in favor of the status quo is a disingenuous attempt to continue stealing from normal people for no other reason than to fund parasites who contribute absolutely nothing to society.

The entire system has to be completely dismantled.

[Tyler Brooke @TylerDBrooke]

Going to start using "Built Like Blastoise" as a phrase to describe certain interior offensive linemen.

[Bark @barkmeta]

Let me get this straight…

OpenAI was founded as a nonprofit. Open source. For everyone. “To benefit humanity.”

Then he raised billions of dollars.

Then he closed the source code.

Then he converted to for-profit.

Then he scraped the entire internet without asking anyone.

Then he used YOUR writing YOUR art YOUR code to train his models.

Now he’s on stage saying you’ll pay HIM to access intelligence. Just like a water meter.

He stole all of your data. He built the product with your work. And now he’s going to bill you to use it…

Corporate greed has reached an all time high, and they’re not even hiding it anymore…

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

So nobody notices that Chat GPT is making yall the same flyers?

[vittorio @IterIntellectus]

lmfao, this is the most racist thing I’ve ever heard

[Nathan Roberts @NathanIndiana1]

You remember all the Somali medicaid fraud in Minnesota that was uncovered?

Wait until the magnitude of the Indiana CDL trucking scams is revealed…

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Nailed it

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The longer I stay in the corporate world, the more I realize that promotions are about politics, not performance.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

It’s impossible to overstate how far Indiana has come in an incredibly short time, but this jersey was worn in their home opener in 2021.

[JT @Jaberuski]

I'm old enough to remember when they cared so little about the Indiana Hoosiers that they misspelled Indiana on their jerseys.

[Moses Kagan @moseskagan]

If you grew up in banking, consulting, etc., you probably expect people you work with to:

- Respond promptly to communications
- Communicate clearly and civilly
- Show up when they say they will show up
- Do what they said they were going to do
- Bill you the pre-agreed amount for services rendered
- Tell you the truth

and so on.

Unfortunately, if you carry those expectations into the construction world, you will be sorely disappointed, to put it mildly.

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

In 1941, San José State traveled by boat to Hawai’i to play 2 postseason bowl games. Pearl Harbor was hit on December 7, and the games were never played. Several SJSU players helped in recovery efforts, helping the injured and even delivering babies. Some stayed in Hawai’i full time to assist in the war. It’s a wonderful story and a testament to how Football teaches positive lessons and that some things are bigger than Football.

2025 Notre Dame was also invited to a bowl game and didn’t play in one, because they didn’t really feel like it.

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

There’s nothing left to say about Indiana other than Cignetti is the greatest hire in the history of college football.