Chase

Operations Manager @United | All Thoughts Are My Own | Job’s Not Finished

[United Airlines @united]

A United bear in a little shirt can only mean one thing – new routes! And here are two new ones we're *pawsitive* you'll like. Introducing:

San Francisco – Sapporo, Japan (First-ever flight from the U.S.!)
Chicago O’Hare – Tokyo/Narita*
*Joining existing service from Chicago O’Hare to Tokyo/Haneda

https://t.co/a8c6HyCWtV

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

Why are we letting a Canadian go to our moon?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

NASCAR created the perfect hype video to their opening weekend with Linkin Park

[Chase @cparisher]

@Matt_Stepp817 Aldine ISD has always been that way, sadly. No rhyme or reason to it, either.

Your venue is far from top-notch when you treat outlets like dirt. #txhsfb

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

24 years ago, linkin park released ‘in the end’

[ESPN @espn]

Thank you, Coach 🫶

[Chase @cparisher]

The Astros are teeing off more than the players at The Masters.

#builtforthis

[Jed 🇬🇧 @TigersJUK]

Had to watch four hours of Mahomes getting a flag any time anyone came within 5 feet of him but this is just fine apparently

[United Airlines @united]

In case anyone’s wondering, we’re a size window seat on one of our new flights… including one that rounds out our ✨new routes✨ in 2024. 😉

New York/Newark - Nuuk, Greenland
Tokyo/Narita - Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia
New York/Newark - Madeira Island, Portugal
New York/Newark - Palermo, Italy
Washington, D.C. - Dakar, Senegal
Tokyo/Narita - Kaohsiung, Taiwan
New York/Newark - Bilbao, Spain
Tokyo/Narita - Koror, Palau
New York/Newark - Faro, Portugal
Washington D.C. - Nice, France
Washington D.C. - Venice, Italy
Denver - Rome, Italy
Los Angeles - Beijing, China
San Francisco - Panama City, Panama
New York/Newark - Dominica
San Francisco - San José, Costa Rica
Houston - Puerto Escondido, Mexico

https://t.co/672Qvc9oMM

[Grant Pinkerton @GPinks]

This is Houston’s worst version of weather. Not 101 in August or September… This right here. 70 degrees, so humid the concrete is sweating, not a breath of wind… in mid December.

[United Airlines @united]

Major upgrades at @Dulles_Airport just cleared! Here's what's coming in the next 2 years:

👷 435,000-square-foot new modernized concourse with 14 United gates
🥂 40,000-square-foot United Club
✈️ New Inflight Training Center
🌴 And this month, we'll become the only airline flying nonstop from Washington, D.C. to Palm Springs!

[Chase @cparisher]

Congratulations to Mr. Tony for reaching One Million Miles!

[United Airlines @united]

Our biggest international expansion ever is here and…

New York/Newark – Nuuk, Greenland
Tokyo/Narita – Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia
New York/Newark –  Madeira Island, Portugal
New York/Newark – Palermo, Italy
Washington, D.C. – Dakar, Senegal
Tokyo/Narita – Kaohsiung, Taiwan
New York/Newark – Bilbao, Spain
Tokyo/Narita – Koror, Palau
New York/Newark – Faro, Portugal

Start planning: https://t.co/672Qvc9oMM

[Ishrion Aviation @IshrionA]

United Airlines announces MAJOR international expansion:

• Tokyo (NRT) to Ulaanbaatar (UBN)
• Tokyo (NRT) to Kaohsiung (KHH)
• Washington DC (IAD) to Dakar (DSS)
• Newark (EWR) to Nuuk (GOH)
• Newark (EWR) to Bilbao (BIO)
• Newark (EWR) to Madeira (FNC)
• Newark (EWR) to Palermo (PMO)
• Washington DC (IAD) to Nice (NCE)
• Washington DC (IAD) to Venice (VCE)

[Chris Thomasson - KIII Sports @ChrisThomasson7]

From A's radio: the only team to have a winning record against the Athletics in Oakland over their 57-year history:

The Astros.

[Houston Astros @astros]

WE OWN THE WEST.

The 2024 American League West Champions

[United Airlines @united]

The world's most advanced high-speed Wi-Fi is coming to United with @Starlink. For free.

You’ll be able to stream, game, shop and more on seatback screens and personal devices simultaneously. Expect the same internet you get on the ground… at 35,000 feet. We expect to have Starlink on all 1,000+ United planes over the next several years. Learn more: https://t.co/7SbLBOKmbK

[Chase @cparisher]

🇯🇵

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

I just audibly said “two minute warning” out loud in my living room and a representative from ESPN knocked on my door and shot me in the leg

[Chase @cparisher]

@TheJSanford @TexasLonghorns Do you need a spotter? 👀