caroline paul

I believe it's beer:30 no?

[caroline paul @cpaulss]

fuck this shit but most of all fuck your shit

[caroline paul @cpaulss]

Realizing bitches are bitchy bc they're threatened is like being in the highest tax bracket bc you're so rich

[caroline paul @cpaulss]

Woohoo look at my not so baby bro!! #soproud #northwooduniversity #orientation 🤗🎉 https://t.co/BRttkUM0ua

[caroline paul @cpaulss]

Reasons to love the mitten: it's cheaper to buy new glass than lunch

[caroline paul @cpaulss]

*goes online shopping*
'crop top on sale for 98 dollars'
*stops online shopping*

[Cat Damon @CornOnTheGoblin]

[quietly tries to open a can of beer]
driving instructor: what was that

[caroline paul @cpaulss]

this only reinforces my pyromania https://t.co/JOW8LK5VJ2

[caroline paul @cpaulss]

Figs by DH Lawrence is my new favorite poem and worth a listen friends ♫ https://t.co/k7qrZ9ibyx

[caroline paul @cpaulss]

I'm so hungry + our fridge is so empty I think I'm going to have a beer for a snack

[caroline paul @cpaulss]

I can only laugh at the student vs finals snapchat rn bc my finals were last week and I'm halfway recovered from them lol @ everyone else

[caroline paul @cpaulss]

Also I can't tell if all the squirrels here are all babies or if the owu squirrels are really that fat

[caroline paul @cpaulss]

You know you're back home when blunts are a topic of radio conversation

[caroline paul @cpaulss]

Literally can't wait https://t.co/tDrcE7ZQZp

[caroline paul @cpaulss]

DID I DO WELL THIS SEMEATER? No. DID I FUCKING PASS AND GET A DEGREE? HELL FUCK YES CAROL DID

[caroline paul @cpaulss]

acceptable word to describe my life after my final final exam :: budding #herewego https://t.co/GjeTf8LVvX

[caroline paul @cpaulss]

Last final exam of my life? Check as of today. Last D/F grade of my life? Check also as of today most likely.

[caroline paul @cpaulss]

I guess my last 3 papers are thankful for this knowledge tho

[caroline paul @cpaulss]

I have 28 hours of college left and I just found out that times new roman is significant bigger than macs default times font #lol@mylife

[caroline paul @cpaulss]

I'm sorry for all u bc y'all don't get momma Paul's motivational snaps #gettinmethrufinals