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Average millennial woman quite fed up with the status quo, patriarchy, racism, hypocrisy, and the GOP.

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@CletusThurstonB @zillowgonewild See now that's brilliant

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@mail_american @kaitlancollins I saw someone get reprimanded for *rolling their eyes* in traffic court.

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@PkDoesStuff @WomnOfValor @SwearingsCaring Friend appreciates the help, you bond w the kid, and you get to hang.

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@PkDoesStuff @WomnOfValor @SwearingsCaring I go to my friend's house (single mother) just to help her out around the house/with the kid and chat. We sit and fold the kids laundry and have a glass of wine while discussing life. It's just nice to be with each other.

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@MotherOfExiles3 @ElieNYC Omg. The Salmon Cannon?
https://t.co/aRyfyPs5TH

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@TrueFactsStated He golfs right handed, right? Those are points the club would rub against.

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@TrueFactsStated Blisters he picked at? Could be any of several causes of blisters

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@kazooblue26 @PHLEaglesNation @PhillyInquirer Lesson: don't be a Tom Brady.

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@afroTsiac @KimberlyNFoster The term for when a white person starts to toe the line between appreciation and appropriation.

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@RedGia @JesseRodriguez @llerer You're also allowed to go vote for all the other available offices. You're allowed to leave the President section blank and the rest of your votes will still count. I think people forget that.

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@MsPondering @naomicfisher Reply should have been, "to be honest, we're pleasantly surprised he even shows up and participates at all."

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@Ms_Deathwish @LibraryLydia Way too hard. Not cuddly.

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@cubsoup92 @iwaitandhope @LibraryLydia He was a cop, not a machine or athlete. A cop.

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@karthikt0624 @hats_n_politics @LibraryLydia But they weren't obscenely large.

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@LibraryLydia He's real-world, attainable hot. He looks like he gets his muscle from building and such, not in the gym in front of a mirror 8 hours a day. He eats like a normal human. Real-er = hotter.

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@Rats2323 @bigkiitten @jules_su And they never go outside of it (unless there's a stressful circumstance, of course)??

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@thecurler3 @WhatTheADHD I set alarms at 30, 10, and 2 mins before now for this reason

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@WhatTheADHD Depends on how important it is. Job interview B. General departmental A.

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@SpoiledAaLona Your 20s will suck, so make the best by spending that time cultivating friendships, not significant others; learn to live completely independently before using your energy on that search.

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@_AdeleBuck @oldenoughtosay Zotero is a godsend. At least some info is right and digitized.