claire derbidge

[claire derbidge @cpderb]

@UKJustinSmall @Tesco @tescomobile Same here, just spent an hour doing an order for a large event and can't check out! 🤯

[claire derbidge @cpderb]

Had a visit to the beautiful @pavilion_royal Brighton, unfortunately this was spoilt by the constant noise from the 4 or 5 audio guides being used around us, it would also have been good to have a more information boards around for those that can’t access the audio guides

[claire derbidge @cpderb]

@Morrisons absolutely disgusted by your customer service today, in store and on phone. You made an error, then get told one thing by person, get cut off, told something else by another. Wasted most of my day waiting for a call back - still not happened. Last time I shop with you.

[claire derbidge @cpderb]

@DVLAgovuk How am I meant to contact you about an urgent matter when you have no email/webchat service available and phone line constantly engaged?

[claire derbidge @cpderb]

Can't seem to find Quorn sausages or burgers anywhere locally at the moment, is there a problem with supply or a permanent thing? @QuornFoods

[claire derbidge @cpderb]

@AskHalifaxBank had to collect and pay for letter from you from post office this morning as no postage on it. Can i claim money back?

[claire derbidge @cpderb]

Had twitter account hacked, please ignore any messages from last few days

[claire derbidge @cpderb]

Re: [4]

[Jameisms @james_isms]

Following on from the chalk - when realising charcoal wouldn't work suggested colouring the charcoal white - with chalk!

[Jameisms @james_isms]

When looking for chalk to use on blackboard - if we can't find chalk why don't we use charcoal instead!

[Jameisms @james_isms]

James_ism is an artist

[Jameisms @james_isms]

Do hands just fall off?

[Jameisms @james_isms]

When seeing a pheasant - look its a wild peacock!

[Jameisms @james_isms]

Freeze dried coffee - do you keep it in a freezer?

[Jameisms @james_isms]

When looking at the property pages " no chain - does that mean there is no chain on the door?"

[Jameisms @james_isms]

When holding 2 jars of coffee, James asks "Which jar makes black coffee and which makes white coffee?"