Carolyn Penner

Brand and company builder. Operating Council @mixingboardco. Hooked on pickleball.

[Affirm @Affirm]

"We think Affirm will grow larger, faster, for longer because of the network effects." -@bizbreakdowns

Listen: https://t.co/dXrmmr45Yd

[Carolyn Penner @cpen]

If you’re a data person who’s always wanted to work on a Brand & Comms team and shape the stories a company tells, we’re hiring a Narrative Intelligence lead at @Affirm. Come build with me!

https://t.co/vrahOtWxid

[Affirm @Affirm]

We’re growing fast and getting more profitable. We’ve had twelve straight quarters of 30%+ GMV growth. Operating Income was $187M, up nearly 3x YoY.

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[Carolyn Penner @cpen]

@nxthompson so impressive! And with a smile!

[Steve Kopack @SteveKopack]

(It’s mile 7.)

[Carolyn Penner @cpen]

@msg ❤️ #2

[Carolyn Penner @cpen]

Oh, Om. I am heartbroken. Rest easy friend. 💔https://t.co/VoEI7ohbLo

[Carolyn Penner @cpen]

@ThroneScience Here we go! 🚀🫶🏼

[Throne Science @ThroneScience]

We have wearables to track our cardio and sleep.

We have CGMs to track our metabolic health.

But when it comes to our daily gut health, hydration, and urinary health, we've been completely in the dark.

Today, that changes.

Listen to your gut, with Throne.

[Timothy Blumberg @Tim_Blumberg]

Very excited to announce that Throne One is available for pre-order!

Track your gut health and hydration with our new hands-free device!

Reserve yours today to get one of the first 2500 we ship in January! Link below~

[Scott Hickle - Poop Guy @ScottHickle]

We just released our first video about Throne's founding story.

Link in the comments – I'd love to hear your thoughts! 👇👇

[Carolyn Penner @cpen]

@pickleballchic I'm extra excited too. Good to shake things up a bit!

[Carolyn Penner @cpen]

@TheKitchenPB @annabright108 No, that's the next round matchup.

[Carolyn Penner @cpen]

Cool new company from @amather: Eternal. They're redefining what healthcare looks like for athletes, helping people approach it - and aging - more proactively. My brother is a physician on their care team, and I can't wait to try it out. https://t.co/C5ldOS1AG6

[Carolyn Penner @cpen]

@BrookesJones7 🧐🐱 vs 🥒👨‍🦲

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women

[Bloomberg Green @climate]

Pacific Fusion, a power company that is attempting to create a nuclear fusion-based energy source, said it has raised over $900 million, putting the unknown startup near the top of a growing industry. https://t.co/xN8aIrZLUw

[Carolyn Penner @cpen]

Poop jokes aside, there is a lot of health data that gets, quite literally, flushed down the toilet. The team at @ThroneScience is building the smoke detector for colon cancer.

Still in beta - join the waitlist to get early access https://t.co/OzSAm1VutC

[TechCrunch @TechCrunch]

Throne’s toilet camera takes pictures of your poop https://t.co/0ECHgthezo

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

My favorite factoid about Tim Walz is that during his career as a high school teacher, in the same year, he coached the football team to a state title AND served as the faculty advisor for the school's first gay-straight alliance (GSA) club.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

I’m Kamala Harris, and I’m running for President of the United States.