Caroline Perkins

[Gabriele Corno @Gabriele_Corno]

The price of freedom.
( retired racehorses are now sea horses living their best life in Nihi Sumba, a forgotten island in Indonesia )

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Aswering police 999 calls for a job a lot was harrowing. But listening to the screams of a woman whose car had been hit, which had caused her dog to be thrown through the windscreen still haunts me. Secure your dogs in your car please.

[*LittleChic ❤️❤️❤️ @_Littlechic_]

Dog chews a massive hole in the front door in Liverpool Get your Fukin head in now 😭😭😭

[Caroline Perkins @cperkins13]

Nothing brings me more joy than watching someone’s phone call cut out when the train goes through a tunnel

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

You can gauge the state of Britain with a Saturday visit to the supermarket. It's all there. The stupidity. The gluttony. The lack of spatial awareness or basic manners. Appalling smells. People gossiping away while trolley-blocking the aisle. Tortuous.

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

plans for 2023

[CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN]

post malones moustache is 2 capybaras kissing

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

"Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone."

[Shaughna Phillips @Shaughna_P]

At this point I’m convinced Evri / Hermes is a front for a criminal enterprise, because they sure as hell ain’t a delivery service

[Gary Neville @GNev2]

The clearest indication yet a lockdown is on its way

[Caroline Perkins @cperkins13]

You didn’t cut the pizza, you dropped garlic mayo on my carpet and you still haven’t brought back half and fucking half @Dominos_UK

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Woman in Tesco put a divider down on the conveyer belt for the man behind her at the checkout. He didn’t say thank you so she picked it up and put it back and, to be honest, that’s the level of pettiness I can absolutely get behind.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

This is how to deal with the ludicrous war on gender specific terminology: firmly, fairly, with respect, but refusing to bow to the PC language cops. Bravo 👏

[Caroline Perkins @cperkins13]

Still shit I see ⁦@PeabodyLDN⁩ https://t.co/ZXiSbV0gAD

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“I just go with the flow” - Translation: I go with the flow as long as I know where the flow is going and it’s going precisely where I’d like it to go.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“You’re very quiet!”
“And you’re annoyingly loud, so there you go”