Ostyak

To The Lost

[Ostyak @cpeterson313]

We used to have Keith David and Ice Cube in our Call of Duty games….

[Ostyak @cpeterson313]

Within cells, interlinked.
Within cells, interlinked.
Within cells, interlinked.

[Ostyak @cpeterson313]

@hendrixnroses Do Ken Burns’ documentaries count?

[Ostyak @cpeterson313]

@ShitpostGate You people never read your Bibles. This is exactly why God loves us. If there is any way to reach a sinner, He will take it. Your ignorance is not enough, your hatred is not enough. He will still love you. You are forgiven, you are loved. Just have faith. He is with you. Always.

[Ostyak @cpeterson313]

The Middle East was probably a very peaceful place until a certain people arrived. Muslims and Christians really have nothing to fight over, just some casual competition, but both groups should be dedicated to destroying the Christ killers, because in any case, they want us dead.

[Ostyak @cpeterson313]

Jerusalem needs to be leveled (in a Christian way, not in a hateful way).

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@Mericamemed If you think this is dangerous, try doing it with an ‘06 Star Destroyer then get back to me

[Ostyak @cpeterson313]

@SandyofCthulhu I’m from New England and Yankees are really only the bastards that I root against in baseball. No one uses that term in any other context

[Ostyak @cpeterson313]

@NaviGoBoom I slayed so many Huns with this thing in Battlefield 1

[Ostyak @cpeterson313]

Tom Cruise is the only rich person that does anything even remotely cool

[Ostyak @cpeterson313]

@iamdroid_ They didn’t even have lice infestations this bad on the Western Front

[Ostyak @cpeterson313]

@gremlinmichael You’re in luck! The word is “mongoloid”. Hope this helps.

[Ostyak @cpeterson313]

@prawn_meat That’s where the term “thingamajig” comes from. It was a way for Allied troops to describe these new devices the Germans kept throwing at them during the Great War.

[Ostyak @cpeterson313]

If time travel is ever invented can we please send these limp-wristed modern communists back to Soviet Russia so that Stalin doesn’t feel the need to subjugate my people? They can get their filthy commie government they so desperately desire and my people can remain free instead.

[Ostyak @cpeterson313]

@JennyENicholson “Jimmy Fallon? The only thing he should host is a parasite.”

[Ostyak @cpeterson313]

@HammerFist3 Nah, it sucks in MA

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@_DeeWave I had to choose between sliding into a car and a tree the other day, I chose the tree because it doesn’t have insurance.

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@NostalgiaFolder Take me back

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The federal government is a criminal racket that aims to separate people from their money, land, and possessions. Their laws are nothing but threats of violence used to force people to comply. Time to start building those guillotines, brothers.

[Ostyak @cpeterson313]

@CultureCrave Yeah, we can tell you’ve never studied history just by watching your films, pal. Sharks being in the colosseum is so incredibly stupid, it had to come from the mind of someone who failed 6th grade history class, and biology too, for that matter.