CP Huxley

He/him. To save space, assume all tweets begin IMHO, FWIW, and end BWDIK. I make art and argue as @janbobrowicz.

[CP Huxley @cphuxley]

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@FC_Python, please add @IpswichTown to your great team colours page!

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@HackingButLegal @LastWeekTonight What's the “bad news”? That you suspect a leading tech reporter is a deep-cover Russian agent because you found a photograph of an unidentified Russian woman that you think she resembles?

[CP Huxley @cphuxley]

@HackingButLegal @Raven_Iseult @LastWeekTonight Who do you think they platformed? Baker-White is a Harvard-educated lawyer and senior tech writer at Forbes, whose book about TikTok is being published in Sep 2025.

And yet you're claiming she… resembles an unidentified Russian woman?

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@Mark_Coughlan @rte Thanks for that. Those charts are fantastic. Your coverage of the exit poll is miles better than the Irish Times 📊🏆

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@geoffrobins5 @JJenkin89578804 @thejackhopkins Tlaib was born in Detroit.

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@thejackhopkins What makes this an “immigration problem”?

Rashida Tlaib was born in Detroit.

[CP Huxley @cphuxley]

Saturday Night Live S16 E17—Catherine O'Hara/R.E.M.
April 13, 1991

[CP Huxley @cphuxley]

Hark at the OED, @GretchenAMcC, because updates.

[The OED @OED]

🎉The OED has just been updated!

The latest update to the dictionary includes more than 1,000 new and revised words, phrases, and senses, including 'ultra-processed', 'folk horror', and 'spy balloon'.

Read more here: https://t.co/NgmHrCotG1

[CP Huxley @cphuxley]

1991 citation:
‘If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.’
Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts

[Lord Ashcroft @LordAshcroft]

Does @SuellaBraverman speak for the silent majority of the U.K?…

[CP Huxley @cphuxley]

@Iplayfenders @lynneguist Driver: Right. Just stop there. Don't move.
Kids: Miss said we could get on.
Driver: Oh did she now?
Kids: Yeh.
Driver: Well, let me tell youse lot somethin' now. Miss isn't the driver of this coach. I am.

Our Day Out (1977) by Willy Russell

[CP Huxley @cphuxley]

@darrenholden72 @thebeatles Hi Darren, would you be able to get this picture to Freda? It's Mr Costigan's class at St Clare's. In the close up, my dad Geoff Huxley is just behind Freda.

[CP Huxley @cphuxley]

@awinlely I loved it. Add a slogan and it could be Viktor & Rolf, Spring 2019.

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@VickerySec dis you?
https://t.co/h4DfhkbWGp

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Happy birthday x
@MRabess

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@KJTfromTX @Patbagley I hope you don't mind the question. The reason I ask is that he wrote a post on Substack which uses your tweet almost word-for-word. If you know anything about that, I'd be grateful if you told me. Thanks.

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@KJTfromTX @Patbagley Hi. Excuse me for asking, but do you know Steven Jarvis?

[CP Huxley @cphuxley]

@danshipper @martinosis It depends on how much the user knows. It can't teach you anything about a topic you don't already know b/c it doesn't know what it's talking about.

Its basic untrustworthiness renders it useless for answering genuine queries (ie questions to which you don't know the answer).