Chris Pinckney

My hair is grey now.

[Chris Pinckney @cpinck]

Someone should think about putting Payton Manning in a commercial.

[Chris Pinckney @cpinck]

Great White Sharks must have some egos to name themselves like that.

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I’m rarely more eager than anyone. I’m just a regular amount of eag.

[Chris Pinckney @cpinck]

March the fourth be with you.

[Chris Pinckney @cpinck]

Egg companies should just make the eggs smaller so they don't have to charge as much.

[Chris Pinckney @cpinck]

On the one hand, I couldn't pick out all of the pictures that contained a traffic light. On the other, it's kinda cool to learn that I'm probably a robot.

[Chris Pinckney @cpinck]

If you really want to level up, I think a solid first step is to stop using the term “level up.”

[Chris Pinckney @cpinck]

I know you know I have imposter syndrome.

[Chris Pinckney @cpinck]

Disney character massages. That oughta' fix their stock price.

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I don’t know the name of their mascot, but this Transfer Portal team looks stacked.

[Chris Pinckney @cpinck]

When someone zigs, I say, "How high?"

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Someone should warn the giraffes.

[Chris Pinckney @cpinck]

If every day was the same in Groundhog Day, Bill Murray would wake up every morning and forget that he was repeating it.

[Chris Pinckney @cpinck]

Right now, there's a team of NFL executives trying to trademark the term "big game" ahead of the big game.

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@MtOlivePickles @ariidavis_ @beastboyburns This is a great spot.

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Player of the game so far is Andy Reid’s boogercicle.

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@FrozenSighs July the Fifth be with you.

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@MichaelBenny Whoever decided to do that in the first place can eat ship.

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@theeammon What exactly is this "lunch" thing you're referencing?

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It’s unnerving when my grandmother’s ghost just stops what she’s doing and stares at the dog for no reason.