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[giuli ✴︎˚｡⋆ @lolaspumpkin]

jeremiah fisher could never

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Jason Kelce is the Barbara Walters of our generation

[kyle @thcscus]

the only time entertainment nailed the female gaze is when david corenswet went full dimples in superman, and the lady behind me audibly gasped

[໊ @sonohoor]

born to be a hater but forced to understand where you’re coming from

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Parents: "back in our days we didn't go to therapy"

Me, fighting the urge to say "It shows"

[kenny @evilbeast382941]

Ending my thesis paper with “but who gives a fuck what I think”

[Patrick @audiohymn]

"Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?" Does Sisyphus like his boulder

[Meagan ❄️ @atlmeagsnow]

How did we get into this mess? You ask. Well, too many of you had football coaches for social studies teachers.

[izzy @spidermannwh]

jalen hurts, of abbott elementary fame

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Just heard the still silence of my home for the first time in five years…chills…

[dillonfrancis @DillonFrancis]

oh god everyone’s circling back

[cheyenne 🦋 @reddskyy_]

does the road to 270 have a cliff i can drive off of

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

My generalized anxiety teaming up with my current very specific anxiety:

[jess 🍝 @jessmkaaa]

What is Kamala Harris’ plan to get to the bottom of this Bruins/Swayman contract drama.

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

"I have concepts of a plan ... and you'll be hearing about it in the not-too-distant future"

me in the monday morning meeting

[Dow @mark_dow]

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year