Gonçalo Pinto

💻 Engenheiro Informático

[Gonçalo Pinto @cpt_pinto]

IMPECÁVEL
GRANDE ISEP
MAIOR INSTITUIÇÃO
TEM O MEU CORAÇÃO

[Alexandra Lains @realalexlains]

Well, as someone who bought a ticket and has been wanting to see him in concert for years, I’m disappointed.

As someone who also recognizes that their is a blatant genocide happening, leaving a tour for “solidarity” and costing people their jobs by getting a tour cancelled, is not going to stop Israel from bombing children.

I don’t think Ed Sheeran is a terrible person at all, he was put into an impossible situation to navigate.

His job is to write and perform music that unites people and he’s pretty successful at doing it. He’s not an activist, a politician or a commentator and people need to stop holding these celebrities to such ridiculous standards.

[Gonçalo Pinto @cpt_pinto]

@gelatin4a 🥹🥹

[Gonçalo Pinto @cpt_pinto]

@gelatin4a Deixar voicemails em 2026 é o real terror

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Our intern just asked me why we don't use Kubernetes.

I said because we don't need Kubernetes.

He said everyone uses Kubernetes.

I said everyone TALKS about using Kubernetes. Most companies are running Docker containers on three servers and calling it a day.

We have 40 employees. Our entire infrastructure runs on AWS with auto-scaling groups. It works fine.

Kubernetes is designed for companies running thousands of services across hundreds of servers. We have twelve services.

But he read that Kubernetes is "industry standard" so now he thinks we're behind.

This is what happens when people learn from tech Twitter instead of actual experience.

They think every company is Google-scale and needs Google-scale solutions.

We don't need Kubernetes. We need our MySQL database to stop running out of connections because someone wrote a query that doesn't close properly.

But that's not exciting. Nobody writes blog posts about "I fixed a connection leak."

They write about "How we migrated to Kubernetes and saved millions" even though the migration cost more than they saved.

I told the intern he should learn why tools exist before learning the tools themselves.

He looked disappointed. He wanted to put Kubernetes on his resume.

[Gonçalo Pinto @cpt_pinto]

@mariana_maz94 Estar enganado é uma cena.
Perceber que se está enganado e deixar o post aqui a mostrar que é ignorante depois de vários comentários a confirmar a informação é todo um nível novo.

[Gonçalo Pinto @cpt_pinto]

@mhraposo @AeminiumX @hugoconceicao Eu também me inscrevi. E os meus pais, para o meu número, sem qualquer problema ou precisar deles.

[mela! @tobesomela]

Fannita was laughing when Max got eliminated and then she got eIiminated right after. That’s what I call justice for my boy Max #insideusa

[geothefeo12 @geoisucey]

This season is so INSUFFERABLE because of these two… my god

#InsideUSA #SidemenInside

[rosé @freshlikewine]

Acordei com uma dúvida: se este tempo de chuva e frio é normal em Julho ou se vocês gostam de homens.

[Eu na praia a ter conversas delicadas @joaocotrim21]

Mota Engil

[Guilherme Duarte @NoutraCoisa]

Proponho que agora sempre que alguém tiver uma borbulha diga "Nasceu-me aqui uma Joana Marques".

[farinha @lsthisrealife]

eu acho que a figura triste que os anjos estão a fazer em tribunal é capaz de lhes prejudicar mais a carreira que um vídeo da joana marques não sei

[Gonçalo Pinto @cpt_pinto]

@BMCP1986 @TallJoee Ao menos comprovas o estereótipo

[Deedy @deedydas]

The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University.

This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.

[Paulo @SpaceTrolha]

Vou assumir que o Boavista meteu a conta da eletricidade em nome da Península Ibérica

[Expresso @expresso]

Procura-se eletricista: a transição energética abriu um mercado de oportunidades para esta profissão, mas os jovens não estão interessados https://t.co/0gczAUV1iH

[Chefe Jamon @ChefeJamon]

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[Bandeira Amarela 🟨 @bandeiramarela]

Max Verstappen vai ser penalizado e perder a vitoria do #BrazilianGP

Ao que conseguimos apurar, não valia bujas

[MV33Racing🏎 @MV33Racing]

SkyF1 lied to you when they said 19 drivers were against Max Verstappen in Mexico.

Charles Leclerc: "I also think whoever in his position might just do the same, because we're fighting for the WDC. It would be very false to say drivers would do something different."

Kevin Magnussen: "I would do the same to bring the WDC home"

Alex Albon: "F1 is not a golf sport"

Pierre Gasly: "Max played it smart"

Esteban Ocon: "You have to do what you have to do to win the WDC"

George Russell: "Max is a 3 times world champion. He knows how to race"

[Mundo Vivo @mundo__vivo]

Ricardo Araújo Pereira é a Personalidade do Ano na categoria de Humor:

"Se a Joana andasse meia hora no Palácio da Ajuda com um pau, não causava um estrago de um milhão de euros"
#globosdeouro