Capt Astronaut 🛰

Full Time Engineer, Part Time making Videos about Video Games, like Monster Hunter & Splatoon | 100k+ subs | @CapcomUSA Creator | My Dog is a Good Boy | He/Him

[Capt Astronaut 🛰 @CptAstro]

New Video!!

How many games are like this?

...a lot, is this answer. Today, I talk about it, among other topics.

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[A Slice Of Alan🍑 @ASliceofAlan]

Rapunzel

[GameRoll @GameRoll_]

The future of women in gaming is BRIGHT

[SipSipStefen @SipSipStefen]

Can we all just admit that the men who see a female lead in a video game and scream woke immediately are all cry baby losers.

[Mightykeef @MightyKeef]

Most of them aren't really into games, or really gamers at all. They are into politics and are trying to use gaming as a route to express their politics, and indoctrinate others into their politics.

[🍋𝓩𝓮𝔂𝓸𝓷 ✂️ @ZeyonDevilX]

There’s fr grown ass niggas scared to play as a woman inna video game

[phase @phaseknight_]

I will be honest, we all just need to start blocking and ignoring, or at the very least community noting those anti-woke gamer dudes. They’re just thriving on the attention. Starve them of it.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Artificial intelligences do not undergo experiences, do not possess a body, do not feel joy or pain, do not mature through relationships, and do not know from within what love, work, friendship or responsibility mean. Nor do they have a moral conscience, since they do not judge good and evil, grasp the ultimate meaning of situations, or bear responsibility for consequences. They may imitate or even simulate, but they do not understand what they produce, for they lack the affective, relational, and spiritual perspective through which human beings grow in wisdom. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Capt Astronaut 🛰 @CptAstro]

This looks like it would be a clip from a Dunkey video where he'd be doing silly voices for all the characters while still enjoying the game and making us all laugh

Nowadays, people with no talent or personality just complain about anything for views instead

[Tebow @MinEffortLive]

$70 game.

[Excelblem @excelblem]

Did you know? If you get a dogshit levelup in Fire Emblem it's actually because of your personal moral failings as a human being. All nintendo consoles have a miniature reproduction of anubis's scale and if your spirit is deemed impure all you're getting is hp and skill

[yancy 💗 comms open! @yancadoodles]

lol

[Max0r @realMax0r]

I have come to the conclusion that all societal stability is predicated on the existence of a “default job” for people who aren’t really passionate about their job out of high school and if there is no default job the entire country enters mass psychosis and kills itself

[chillychris @thechillyzen]

Internet is in its darkest era rn lol , u cannot like stuff, u cannot dislike stuff, creators are driven to depression because of stupid toxic fandoms like bro is so annoying

[ant (i draw) @ant_jams]

Ivy and Zelkov commission ~

[dusty @isawdusty]

most pointless discourse 2026 contender

[Sinnoware 451 @Sinnoware]

- "We built options on top of intended difficulties!"
- "So your game is unbalanced huh?"

[Capt Astronaut 🛰 @CptAstro]

People are praying for Hype Moments & Aura in the finale, because at this point they know they ain't getting any Good Writing 😭😭

[THE BOYS @TheBoysTV]

This Wednesday, time to knock on the devil’s door.

[Math Rock @MathRockSucked]

if your biggest concern about a video game is whether or not it is woke then you are too pathetic for video games

[XBOX @XBOX]

Reminder: just because you're not personally into a game, doesn't mean it's a bad game

[D. Tyler Fultz @DavenTylerFultz]

Star Fox peaked with "Assault" and no one can change my mind.
The designs, the characters, the dynamic, the music...it was all fantastic.

I know this because, starting with the very next game, it would be all downhill from there.

[Capt Astronaut 🛰 @CptAstro]

@JonComms Oh no Jon what have you done