Captain Max Orton

I am Max.

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123 bottles of watermelon Mt. Dew! @MountainDew

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I've spent too much money on @carlyraejepsen vinyls. But I could always spend more...

[Captain Max Orton @CptMaxBarney]

Out here for #Kanye2020 #ElectionNight Yes we Kanye! @kanyewest

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Today I watched a classmate down 2 drops of peppermint essential oil, and I was honestly more shocked and concerned for his mental and physical health than the girl next to me who grows shrooms in her basement.

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The world might seem evil and on fire, but this little bit of positivity brightened my day. Hope it brightens yours https://t.co/Y1WWb0R2HO

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Really great interview today on The Daily with Kirsten Gillibrand. Worth the listen! https://t.co/1tePONCtua

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Im terrified of the robot uprising. The future isn't human, it's synthetic. Destroy #AI before it destroys us.

[Captain Max Orton @CptMaxBarney]

Excited for the new 'strangers things'. Going into people's homes and looking at their things.

[Captain Max Orton @CptMaxBarney]

Make ur prediction: will lady gaga play her hit music? #friendsbowl #SuperBowlPrediction #LadyGagaHalfTimeShow

[Captain Max Orton @CptMaxBarney]

What's ur prediction? How many super bowls will happen today? #superbowlpredictions #friendsbowl

[Captain Max Orton @CptMaxBarney]

@CptnC2 Haha! Too bad we didn't win!

[Carly Hancock @notcarlymyers]

Dopest workout tunez 💪🏼@CptMaxBarney

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Emma Watson wrote a note urging Americans to vote. She didn't spend her childhood fighting a dark lord so we could elect one.

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Finally, a campaign I can get behind. #killallpoliticians

[Courtney Ruth @CourtRuth]

Girl Talk showed up at #jungledisco last night

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@SamOrTron nice pic

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@DevonDewey what? Do you not believe in coogs? Go for two or go home. #BYUvsUtah #HolyWar

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Teighsohm Hill!!!! #byu #greasedpig #BYUvsUtah #HolyWar #BYUFOOTBALL

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You can't sack Taysom #greasedpig #byu #BYUvsUtah #HolyWar

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Williams is out?! Is he and Taysom made of glass? #BYUvsUtah #BYUFOOTBALL #teamglass