Chloe Parke🤙🏼

fuck it

[schrödinger’s cooter cat @xannekix]

90% of euphoria complaints regarding this season’s plot were just literacy issues. everybody wants everything spoon fed nobody wants to THINK

[Chloe Parke🤙🏼 @cpwarren42]

Are they allergic to chairs?? Is it illegal to bring a chair instead of laying on cement?

[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

Chicago bitches be like beach day

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I am dead serious when I say this: If anyone ever comes into your workplace and asks for a coworker’s shift times, do not tell them. You have no idea who is asking. I always say, “I’m sorry, but I’m not at liberty to disclose that information.” Protect your coworkers.

[Praveen Kumar Verma @Alacritic_Super]

@JezziiB Counterpoint:

People who feel cold are usually suffering quietly.

People who feel hot announce it to the entire building every 4 minutes 😭

[Princess — Crr ; AFFC 🐦‍⬛ @Unohanabbygirl]

I remember someone on here saying this generation has a crippling case of moral ocd and I can’t help but agree. You’re never going to be able to enjoy anything ever if you insist on navigating the art/media this way

[PassiveAggressiveIncome @indexnforgetit]

Why does the younger generation have trouble understanding that eating out at $30/pop enough times is why you don't have $270 to fix the car?

[Raising Cane's @raisingcanes]

See you tomorrow Ann Arbor!
@NimariBurnett @charlie12may

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

The best career advice I ever received: There's nothing more valuable than someone who can just figure it out. Do some work. Ask the key questions. Get it done. Repeat. If you do that, people will fight over you.

[Raj Shamani @rajshamani]

A person who avoids embarrassment will usually avoid growth too. The same situations that threaten your image are often the ones that expand your life.

[tey @filmocholic]

i love people who have fun watching bad movies instead of hating them. like hell yeah lets just enjoy everything

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

The most destructive piece of internet lore ever created is the phrase: "If they wanted to, they would."

​It sounds empowering, but it is actually deeply narcissistic. It assumes that a person’s actions are dictated 100% by their desire for you, while completely ignoring their capacity.
​A partner can desperately want to give you the world, but if they are fighting a silent financial war, battling burnout, or dealing with a health crisis, their capacity is at zero. Measuring a stressed partner's love strictly by their ability to "perform" is a lethal mistake. "If they wanted to, they would" is the fastest way to lose a fiercely loyal partner over a temporary lack of bandwidth.

[Definitely Nick @other_st_nick]

I think it’s unethical to use liquid IV or even ibuprofen when you’re hungover. I’m pro excessive drinking but you should have to pay the consequences of it later

[Asanwa.sol @Chizitere_xyz]

We had just gotten back from a ten-day trip abroad, and I was at brunch with a few girlfriends catching up. One of them had her phone out, scrolling through my Instagram stories.
She looked a little disappointed. "The trip looked cute, but did he not book that viral floating breakfast? Or the private boat tour? My algorithm is full of guys surprising their girls with these heavily curated, luxury experiences. I feel like if a man takes you out of the country, he should be acting like a full-time concierge. It's about the aesthetics of being spoiled."
I took a sip of my mimosa and just looked at her.
What she didn’t see on my Instagram story was what happened when we landed. She didn't see him silently taking my 50-pound suitcase the second we got off the carousel and carrying it up three flights of broken subway stairs because the elevator was out. She didn't see him physically placing himself between me and an incredibly aggressive street vendor who wouldn't take no for an answer. She didn't see him stay up an extra hour in the hotel bed, meticulously mapping out the absolute safest walking route for us the next day so we wouldn't end up in a sketchy neighborhood.
The internet has completely rotted our understanding of what it means to be "taken care of." We have been brainwashed by TikTok to believe that a man’s highest purpose on a vacation is to be a luxury event coordinator for our social media feeds.
We are out here complaining that a man didn't buy us a $200 aesthetic fruit platter in a pool, completely ignoring the fact that we spent the entire week walking through a foreign country with absolute, unbothered peace of mind because he was acting as our personal logistics manager, navigator, and human shield.
I realized right then: The timeline wants a man to curate an aesthetic. I want the man who absorbs the chaos of the real world so I can actually relax.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I highly recommend NOT MAKING LIFE DECISIONS BASED ON YOUR BOYFRIEND OR GIRLFRIEND. Do not stay close to home for them, do not skip opportunities for them, do not pick a university that's close for them. They not the world! Grow yourself, expand your horizons PLEASE.

[Chris, Karl Marx Enjoyer @WriteToRebel]

I think people take “feelings are valid” to mean “my knee-jerk emotional response is always correct” and that is simply not true. Sometimes you need to overcome your feelings through reflection and logic.

[♡ Honey ♡ @rawmilkhoney]

The worst part about getting older is people just don’t like doing things. No one wants to go roller skating or rock climbing or line dancing or thrifting or something. Everyone is tired, everyone is working and people are just over all really really boring

[🦢 @meishato]

would you still pick it up even if it meant you had to throw away the $100 in your pocket? there ya go, that’s why boys are stupid

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

let a man talk about himself to a woman uninterrupted for 10 minutes and he'll be like "wow i really like you"

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

I can feel when someone’s asking questions just to collect information and not because they care. That’s when I start lying for sport.

[✧ @cessonmute]

notice how "girls mature faster" is never stated as a reason why girls should be given more positions of power and authority? it only works to hold girls to greater accountability than boys and to justify men's attraction to them