Carlie

Pittie and kitty lover. Crazy dog mom. Tattooed Mermaid enthusiast. Angry feminist.

[Carlie @cr33pycarl]

To the person who recently moved to California from Vermont and is giving my phone number out as theirs, you have WAY too many doctors appointments and prescriptions to not know your own phone number by now 😅

[Carlie @cr33pycarl]

If anyone is looking for a somewhat quick slasher/thriller read I just finished The Thicket by Noelle Ihli and it was so Fkn good

[Carlie @cr33pycarl]

@riahxyz Are we a little ✨impulsive✨ yes. But it’s fine bc we deserve it!!

[Carlie @cr33pycarl]

@riahxyz @badomenscult I would simply just FaceTime you the whole thing 😂

[Carlie @cr33pycarl]

Setting marketplace alerts in case anyone is selling their @badomenscult tickets for the Worcester show bc they sold out before I knew I could go 🥹

[Carlie @cr33pycarl]

This Waukesha parade trial is fucking WILD I know he has a legal right to represent himself but god damn 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Carlie @cr33pycarl]

My husband doesn’t judge me for putting crystals out under the full moon but if I ever told him I wanted to go to church he’d think I was insane and that’s how I know I found the right one 😂

[Carlie @cr33pycarl]

@riahxyz It was such a great day 🖤🖤🖤

[Carlie @cr33pycarl]

Can someone please fucking explain to me how 37 different political campaigns got my phone number when I didn’t sign up to support literally any of them

[Tom McKay @thetomzone]

convenient the court kneecapped Miranda right before triggering nationwide protests

[Carlie @cr33pycarl]

How do people figure out their careers? I feel like I have 0 direction in life 🙃

[ygkristos @YGkristos]

Being a high functioning depressed person is so exhausting because I never really know if I’m actually okay or if I’m just doing things…

[Carlie @cr33pycarl]

Just did something real stupid and stepped on a scale and I’ve gained 10lbs since the last time I did that so if anyone needs me I’ll be trying not to ✨spiral✨

[Carlie @cr33pycarl]

@SwindledPodcast covering a local case this week has been quite the trip

[Carlie @cr33pycarl]

@riahxyz Science!!!

[Carlie @cr33pycarl]

@kabazzell9 Literally tho 😂 my porch is covered but not covered enough for this

[Carlie @cr33pycarl]

How come is had to be cloudy here for the first time in a week when there’s an eclipse 😭

[Carlie @cr33pycarl]

@NuuYawkerr I relate to this on so many levels.

[Carlie @cr33pycarl]

@Lalaalonnie Good to know! I’ll have to read it after my current one! I’m reading the All Souls Trilogy currently so fantasy which isn’t usually my thing but I like it! My favorite recently though was Baby Teeth by Zoje Stage but it is kind of fucked up 😅

[Carlie @cr33pycarl]

@Lalaalonnie Ok so this was good?? It keeps showing up on my recommended reading lists and I keep seeing tiktoks but I’ve been hesitant!