Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
Me on my 11th Beatles Biopic ticket of the week excited that maybe I’ll finally get the rare Paul screening but the movie starts and once again I hear a very faintly echoed “In the townnnn”
Once upon a time you kirk so fine
Threw the kirks a dime in your prime, didn't you?
People call say 'beware kirk, you're bound to fall'
You thought they were all kirking you