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European.
House: Ravenclaw.
Patronus: Bassett Hound.
Often I like tweets just so I can find them later when I have time to think.

[C-Rab @crab85]

@KTimePodcast @RebeccaRideal @NathenAmin It's coming back!
Can this month get any better??!!

[C-Rab @crab85]

@thatdunleavy Jeezus.

[C-Rab @crab85]

😆😆

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

The Rt Hon Jordan Pickford MP @JPickford1 has been appointed Secretary of State for Defence @DefenceHQ.

[Eliot @softleftlabour]

Actually, its only a Portillo Moment if it comes from the Portilleux region in France otherwise its just sparkling seat loss

[C-Rab @crab85]

@SkyNews 3019 is also odd and wrong.
2019.

[C-Rab @crab85]

@SkyNews
An error here,Tamworth is Labour, so how can it be a possible Con hold?

[C-Rab @crab85]

@SkyNews Apparently it goes off the 3019 General-, rather than the more recent By-.

Which is odd and wrong.

[Benjamin Partridge @benpartridge]

Remember to take your id when you go to vote! Also your ego and superego. And between them all they'll work out who you want to vote for.

[C-Rab @crab85]

@greg_jenner @BBCSounds @BBCRadio4 Just grinned at my phone!

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

I hear the press have got hold of some pictures and so I have been forced to make this statement. Needless to say, I apologise. https://t.co/mNRsQ57iTF

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

Having a cup of tea in a clear mug is weird. I hate the trend it makes me feel sick.

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

REVEALED: the campaigners who dreamed up the contents of Liz Truss’s mini-budget have given the Conservative Party £35m

(Location: 55 Tufton St. Collaboration with Democracy for Sale. Narration by @CarolVorders)

[C-Rab @crab85]

@mrhenrymorris "Workshopping how to look at a loaf of bread" made me snort.

[C-Rab @crab85]

@omid9 Siegfried Und Joy are a delight for this kind of witchcraft. Recommend a follow.

[C-Rab @crab85]

Wish we'd have been able to see all the handshakes.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping bodyguards acknowledging each other

[C-Rab @crab85]

@bhx_official Landing in BHX and trying to leave not great either.
Trying to get the monorail to the train station was chaos. Signage was contradictory, we asked 3 people and got 3 different answers, ended up walking along the road.

[C-Rab @crab85]

It isn't volunteering if it's mandatory.

And it won't happen.

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Conservatives plan to bring back mandatory national service https://t.co/XKQrZLnViw

[C-Rab @crab85]

@fesshole Camping trip?

[C-Rab @crab85]

@tley1985 A thin sword / blade.

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The final sentence of the penultimate paragraph.

[HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris]

NEW: A report from the Papua New Guinea Courier's UK correspondent about the moribund Conservatives.