Gelasius Corbin

Banks run the world! In this system, no banks = no (electronic) money. Up is down! Black is white! In my theories.

[Karl Downey @Karl_Downey]

A 21 year old British-Nigerian from London called Temi Nkem just won Big Brother Nigeria. One of the funniest moments was her Nigerian housemates struggling to understand her London accent. 🤣

Put her in Big Brother UK 2027! @ITV @bbuk #bbuk

[bao @theonlytruecel]

picking up your pace to run in front of a woman so she doesn’t feel like a creepy man is running behind her but then you see yourself on a tiktok with 400k likes

[CYRIX™ @thatguy_cyrix]

Adult film star Breyana Moore casually admits she uses her appearance to finesse free groceries out of random thirsty men at the store, scamming them with a fake burner phone number after they pay for her entire cart:

"Grocery shopping isn't the same for a woman with a big booty..."

"I've had many guys approach me while I'm in the store and they'll want my number."

"I'll be like 'okay, pay for what's in my cart and I'll give you my number.'"

"It's happened so many times."

"I have two phones... so you know which one gets answered and one doesn't."

[Zee☆ (trying blender) @Ch3rrySimss]

Every state is just the states name and something small after it and Indiana is just HOOSIER like 😭😭??

[Big Brother UK @bbuk]

Anyone else notice Harry trying to keep a straight face... 🤭 #BBUK

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

The changes, due to come into force early next year, will end the so-called “double provision” loophole, which allows criminals detained under hospital orders to claim over £800 a month in Universal Credit despite their care being funded by the NHS

It will apply only to criminals convicted of serious offences and means they will no longer receive either Universal Credit, Pension Credit, State Pension and Employment and Support Allowance

It follows a campaign by the mother of Nottingham student Barnaby Webber, who was murdered by paranoid schizophrenic Valdo Calocane in 2023 and who receives benefits in hospital

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Government has announced violent criminals detained in secure hospitals will no longer receive benefits

[Insider Wire @InsiderWire]

#BREAKING: DNA report says Ilhan Omar and her ex-husband are siblings; Biden DOJ refused to act.

[bojack whoresman @LebohangMosia_]

i hate intrusive thoughts cause i held my boyfriend’s p*nis like a microphone, and said: “reporting live from the BBC” lmao

[Prophet_Ikuku | QNN @Zyyon_]

Kate Abdo amongst the boys shows that if you allow a woman anchor, and she just allows everyone to be free with themselves and not bring in that stupid victim mentality, the men don't mind a woman anchoring. They just want to have fun.

[sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ @superTV247]

BREAKING 🚨 It’s official — we’re getting a BIG BROTHER REUNION 🚨

Hosted by AJ & Will, every Housemate from this series will be back together INSIDE the Big Brother House on Friday 6th November, the day after the Final, for a one hour special. 🔥 #BBUK

[Wrestling Pics & Clips @WrestleClips]

This is the most random group of celebrities ever at a WWE event 😂

[Gelasius Corbin @crabshank]

How are we supposed to have an all-online digital future when I have intermittent slow broadband? When we're looking at blackouts and brownouts?

[ꜱᴄʜʀᴏᴅɪɴɢᴇʀ'ꜱ ᴄᴀᴛ @IsTheCatAlive]

1.Women in Afghanistan are only allowed to see female doctors.

2.Women are banned from education beyond the 5th grade.

3.Women cannot become doctors and are banned from medical institutes.

Now read 1 again.

[Gelasius Corbin @crabshank]

@cind3rella1213 @WhiteHouse Vice island

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Digital yellow and red cards were used during the match between Nacional and Rentistas in the Copa Uruguay.

Instead of traditional cards, the referee used an electronic device to display bookings and send-offs.

An innovation in football!

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

This explains a lot for The Simpsons.

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨 #BREAKING: OpenAI warns employees that spies could be trying to seduce them; women may not be with them for their personalities.

📍Silicon Valley, CA

“If she’s a 6 or above in San Francisco she’s a spy” warned one commentator.

[DJ Kam Bennett @KameronBennett]

she went from a 10 to a 20 🤤

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

In the 1990s, Lancashire police had a dedicated programme to deal with Acid House parties. It was called Operation Alkaline.