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Definitely a design fail if your shoelace unties itself when you’ve just been sitting at a chair for an hour. WTF?

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Thx ⁦@elonmusk⁩!

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Something that has always perplexed me - My daily contact lenses come in packs of 5 - am i supposed to plan for 2 days of blurry vision each week? #whynotpacksof7

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@HallHLine blinkys getting closer!

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@RichardMillerFX @richardmillerfx - i remember you telling us the reason for the weight loss during one of our sculpting classes at LDAC! Miss those great stories. Hope you are doing well.

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I cry foul Design Within Reach. Have you checked out your price tags?!! Outta reach more like. #toorichformyblood #boughtatowel

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@FFToday After losing Derrick Henry I've renamed my team to King Henry the Fifth Metatarsal

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When did FedEx become such a crap delivery company? Nothing ever arrives on time & then ends up pending. Pending = no helpful info. #uselessinfo #nodetails #latedelivery #fedex

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Airbnb's "customer support" is a stinky sh#thole. 2 reps - first one straight up hung-up when he realized he didn't know what to do with my issue. Next one said she'd call back in 15 mins an hour ago. Did i mention their website blows too. #CustomerService @Airbnb

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is it easier to get a COVID vaccine or a PS5?
#Priorities

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Pretty sure if your mom says she likes your haircut - its probably not a good haircut. #perspective

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My wife doesn’t like to watch violent stressful shows before bedtime so she’s begun watching Ozark. #WTF

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Nothing funnier when playing Madden than seeing Joe Montana celebrate a TD with a dance - goes for any historic hero! #Madden21

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When Superman is in a dark place mentally, he usually grows out his beard. So when he returns to straight-laced Superman.. how does he shave that beard off? He must shave pretty frequently too when he's feeling good about things. Maybe Jor-el just thought ahead.

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Hilarious

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Has anyone done this yet

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When i unsubscribe from your emails, please don't send me another email to confirm that i have unsubscribed.

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Damn - now that’s a story worth the subscription fee? #fishkiller #stupidpayfornews

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Besides being really good at raising and lowering, electronic adjustable desks are also really good at yanking electronic cables that are too short clean out of their sockets. #shortcables #poorplanning #disposabletech #nomorecables

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Solid8: Termination of Michael Lofthouse's position as CEO of Solid8. https://t.co/FrYtDV8MT5 via @Change
help sink this POS.

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In 1999 i got my first work 401k - it wasnt a lot of dough but i could put it into whatever stocks i wanted - so i put some into a small online bookstore called Amazon selling at around $57 a share. Today it closed over $3k a share! OMG. #investearly #zoinks