Chris

Might be a cat.

[Amine Rehioui @aminerehioui]

3000 units sold! This core battalion of commanders is all I need to navigate the RTS world. I will use the money for a long term Art engagement with @2a3d and more original music from @phbarralis

Special thanks to [redacted] who sent me a nice donation because he felt the game was underpriced. You're the best Mr. S.C.!! 🙏

1 day left at 20% discount. This week, the whole terrain system has been updated with more realistic cliffs. This is a great time to jump in, commanders!

[Mike (not a) Rothschild @rothschildmd]

Trump's TIME interview is wild. He can't stay on topic, can't stop rambling, can't stop lying about things that don't make any sense. The first question he gets is on AI safety, and he rambles about golf. He can't hear questions. Steven Cheung has to jump in to answer q's Trump can't. He tells the same stories over and over, but acts like they're new.

When he can't understand a question, his fallback is always just to talk more and blame Biden. He calls anything he doesn't like fake, touts numbers that don't exist, he says things like "Gavin Newsom can't read," and goes well over time just to ramble about the ballroom.

Near the end, he accuses the reporter of not asking him about Venezuela, then seems to forget they already talked about it, then goes back to yammering about the ballroom. He ends the interview by claiming the Secret Service wanted to tear the Oval Office down, and he stopped them. He's really not doing so well.

[MAGAlovesPEDOS @crunchyface74]

Staffer: Sir, the dog had a minor incident on the couch

Kash Patel: Did someone say dog?

JD Vance: Couch?

Trump: Minor?

[Airwingmarine @AirwingMarine]

What are the odds of hitting a heli with an arty shot?.

Hopefully it's higher than hitting one full of your own teammates... 😥 Sorry @Kleanisklean , you shoulda jumped out with @JesseKazam

Maybe I can get some of my cash back from #WARDOGS100k

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Let us just click expan–––oh my god

[WARDOGS @WARDOGS]

Nice RPG takedown @theburntpeanut 💥
Always watch the backblast.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer in California ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... I'm not all that interested in having a conversation about a Twitch streamer"

[Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @jimstewartson]

I wanted to share the full epic opening to @iamjohnoliver’s show last night because it’s just so beautiful.🥺

“It has been a busy week! Zelenskyy and Netanyahu met with Trump. We saw the incredible headline ‘Kash Patel Loses Lawsuit to Man Who Called Him “Googly-eyed” Chud’—which I think means that’s his legal name now…”

[Sandi Bachom 📹 @sandibachom]

🚨🚨🚨🚨So he makes us go bankrupt and then profits from it. He bankrupted every business ever owned. We’re just the latest.

[seanfucious @Seanfucious]

My kids when they see me using my phone after telling them to get off their tablets:

[Nick Mark MD @nickmmark]

A cross between a mullet and there’s something about Mary.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

This should be an album cover

[gremlin is cleveland's biggest fan @queerlilgremlin]

“almost four” sure sounds like he doesn’t consider the fetus she’s pregnant with to be a real person yet

weird

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Amateur golfers watching the pros struggle to make par at the U.S. Open this week

[Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated]

This photo/screenshot will live in infamy.

[Marek Wałkuski @Marekwalkuski]

Kto chce poznać ciekawy szczegół z konferencji prasowej JD Vance’a?

Otóż wiceprezydent USA przyszedł z listą dziennikarzy, których miał po kolei wywołać do odpowiedzi. Miał też mapkę sali, na której było zaznaczone, kto gdzie siedzi.

W połowie briefingu wypaliłem więc: „Może wywołasz kogoś spoza listy?”. Zadziałało. Vance popatrzył na mnie i powiedział:„To było interesujące więc tobie dam zadać pytanie”.

W ten sposób udało się uzyskać pierwszy komentarz Białego Domu w sprawie wycofania z rotacji w Polsce 4000 amerykańskich żołnierzy.

[Sarah Fitzpatrick @S_Fitzpatrick]

EXCLUSIVE: My latest story for @TheAtlantic: https://t.co/6Cp8XKVaqp

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

When you have an interview at JP Morgan.

[Corey Atad @CoreyAtad]

Tim Heidecker has perfected his Alex Jones