Rev. Crabtree’s Chacos

Preach like Jesus did: in Chacos. Probably.

[Rev. Crabtree’s Chacos @crabtreeschacos]

@TheJCrab

[Rev. Crabtree’s Chacos @crabtreeschacos]

Wait NO pls wear us ☹️

[Jonathan Crabtree @TheJCrab]

Christmas Observations:

1. I’ve only watched Elf ONCE this season. Ugh.
2. I may have to wear close toed shoes for Christmas Eve services this year. That’s only BC of weather.
3. It might snow on Christmas Eve.
4. I may have just squealed out loud when I saw that.

[Rev. Crabtree’s Chacos @crabtreeschacos]

@feljr @TEDtalk_ We’ll allow it.

[Rev. Crabtree’s Chacos @crabtreeschacos]

@feljr

[Rev. Crabtree’s Chacos @crabtreeschacos]

What’s the best time of year to wear Chacos?

[Rev. Crabtree’s Chacos @crabtreeschacos]

@jcrabtree88 Ask those yellow chacos what’s up for me. Too nervous to say hi.

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Hey @jcrabtree88, how are things at #msac19 from your view? Hard to see from down here.

[Rev. Crabtree’s Chacos @crabtreeschacos]

@jcrabtree88 Maaaan we are looking GOOD today

[Rev. Crabtree’s Chacos @crabtreeschacos]

@revjktullos @jcrabtree88 What, you don’t think we can rock some socks?

[Rev. Crabtree’s Chacos @crabtreeschacos]

I keep you as warm as I can 😭

[Rev. Crabtree’s Chacos @crabtreeschacos]

It also means a weird mix of sweaty feet and the smell of hot dogs. I mean, from my experience at least. https://t.co/ATlq1zvHQW

[Rev. Crabtree’s Chacos @crabtreeschacos]

Today I mourn the loss of a pair of precious soles. It’s always sad to lose a friend, but especially when it’s to a hate crime such as this. @jcrabtree88’s mut, Patrick, ruthlessly attacked Kristina’s Chacos, leaving them shredded on the floor. RIP, my friend. Gone too soon.

[Rev. Crabtree’s Chacos @crabtreeschacos]

I’m not saying I’m behind @jcrabtree88’s ordination, but he definitely whispered “thank you” to me before he went to bed that night. Does this mean I’m ordained too?

[Rev. Crabtree’s Chacos @crabtreeschacos]

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