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@Mirandalorians I think what kept me from stopping and never picking it back up is that as crazy hard as it is sometimes, it never seemed unfair. I could always see what mistake I had made (or if I had made different parasite choices) and could genuinely get better.

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@chrissyteigen Spicy sausage stuffing

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@xMBGx

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@JessicaNigri

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@GailSimone Now put your goggles on and go to bed!

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@EliotHochberg My brain pronounced it like l’Chaim, so I thought that you were saying that in the Star Wars universe (which has had a couple of issues with race) you’re name might have been the Jewish equivalent of Ming Po

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@EliotHochberg I would “like” but I’m afraid that the algorithm might decide that I’m anti-Semitic

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@JesseThorn In my experience, yours were the best interviews with rappers. Insightful questions that helped my understanding and appreciation, my only complaint is that I never hear you referred to as “America’s Radio Sweetheart” anymore.

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@GailSimone I liked the reveal in The Batman that being responsible with the wealth that ye had inherited would have prevented all of the crime that he was spending his time fighting.

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@GailSimone You try to show kids today the magic of Frog Bog, and they just don’t appreciate it.

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@DiceWitchery Thank you, and I hope your birthday was great:)

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@DiceWitchery Tomorrow is my birthday, and pineapple upside down is where the magic is!

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@WendyMolyneux Any time someone says, “I’ve basically lived off of the land my whole life” or some other overconfident machismo nonsense, the countdown to them crying in the beach begins.

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@soup19 @GailSimone That’s all I need

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@Gabrus Wargroove on the switch

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@JesseThorn Maybe this wouldn’t help, but have you considered rebranding yourself once more to “America’s Radio Sweetheart “? I don’t know why this always delighted me to hear, but it did:)

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@rebeccarandel I wear mine because it’s not hard, and it might help other people.

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@pattonoswalt @DRJenkins08 Hot tub foot?

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@JElvisWeinstein NOT THE WORKS!! ANYTHING BUT THE WORKS!!!

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@GailSimone I need a moment alone to use my Bigby’s Magic Fist