Jack Whitfield

Autisticus Manchildus

[Jack Whitfield @crackimor]

You think loving your Country and hating Nazi's are mutually exclusive?

[Wendy Oldershaw @WendtheWalker]

Two children, two protests.

One was taught to love their country.

The other was taught to hate.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

OpenAI is shutting down its AI video slop-making platform Sora.

[Jack Whitfield @crackimor]

@TheSlonk DSP is so bad he doesn't just lose to games, he loses at life in the process.

[Jack Whitfield @crackimor]

Why won't he just FUCKING DIE ALREADY

[Jack Whitfield @crackimor]

People who scream "friendslop" have an issue exclusives to them when it comes to these kind of games. I won't say what specifically, but let's just say it's that they can't play them.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Log Riders is a 2 player co-op platformer where you become a pair of lumberjacks trying to keep your balance whilst overcoming obstacles on a log

Releases February 12

[Jack Whitfield @crackimor]

I have had personal experience with a vtuber these past 9 months (sharing a flat and working together on our final uni project) and I can confidently say that it has been the worst experience of my entire fuckin life. It really is true, vtubers are the worst people imaginable.

[Jack Whitfield @crackimor]

Resident Evil fans got it too good honestly

[Jack Whitfield @crackimor]

@TheDunkeyKong Such a hollow victory. You don't feel accomplished after 3 years of build up, you just feel kind of empty.

[Jack Whitfield @crackimor]

Just handed in my final piece of uni work.

To celebrate, I'm going to finish the night with a fat shit.

[Jack Whitfield @crackimor]

I have been perpetually 18 for the last 5 years...

[Jack Whitfield @crackimor]

When a banger starts playing, but it's not actually said banger, it's some crap some bozo cobbled together using "sampled" audio (the entire instrumentation). But the lyrics are different, and that makes it a new song apparently.

Write your own music you hacks.

[Doechii Updates @doechiiupdates]

STIUTK (2011) // Anxiety (2025)

[Jack Whitfield @crackimor]

This man is a literal toddler

He is legit pulling the "nuh-uh! I have a power level of 9-million, so it doesn't count"", followed by the "actually I lied, my power level is 900-million!", but it's with fucking trade disputes

[Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews]

BREAKING:

The United States announces 245% tariffs on imports from China.

[Jack Whitfield @crackimor]

While this was inevitable given the cluster fuck that Part 2 is, am I the only one who finds it ridiculous a Season 3 announcement dropped before Season 2?

I'm tired of this modern approach to entertainment where continuations are announced before the thing even releases

[hbo max fka @streamonmax]

It can’t be for nothing. Season 3 is coming. #TheLastOfUs

[Jack Whitfield @crackimor]

75,000 people seeing this unintelligible AI nonsense and going "lmao, you libs got owned!" is the perfect summary for how fucked we are as a species

Serious contender for the worst thing ever posted on the internet

[Damani Felder @TheDamaniFelder]

How to liberal

[Jack Whitfield @crackimor]

BLOODBORNE 2 IS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jack Whitfield @crackimor]

@TheSlonk Denji as a tree surgeon is so obvious, but people can't fathom him being anything but jobless, so he's stuck as a bum for the rest of his miserable life.

[Jack Whitfield @crackimor]

🧵(4/4)
also, I’d tell you to go touch some grass, but based on the loli shit I saw on some of your accounts, I’d actually prefer you stay inside to prevent any children entering your peripheral vision.

Not naming any names…
(seriously, stay away from this account)⬇️

[Jack Whitfield @crackimor]

🧵(1/?)
somehow got SO much worse.

Twitter’s the only place where you can make a post commenting that the disappointing lack of LGBTQ+ representation in media making the table scraps of barely insinuated queerness should not be considered a bold and courageous move from studios

[Jack Whitfield @crackimor]

The urge to delete this tweet after THIS.

I was already worried it could have come across the wrong way, but fuck me, this site is truly rancid. I always dreaded the day one of my tweets reaches outside my target audience (target audience of my friends and no-one else).

[Jack Whitfield @crackimor]

🧵(3/?)
I apologise if I offended anyone who interpreted this post as hateful, it was not my intention (my point was that it should have been gayer), and to all those who interpreted it as hate and agreed with that, sorry to disappoint you, but like I said, wasn’t my intention.