no chill evr?

roll tacos not blunts.

I do this shit for my friends I do this shit for my family.

[Brown Panther @drilliebobby]

Nobody in the tortilla industry has the balls to make a corn tortilla the size of a flour tortilla

[grace @graciouswoodsy]

getting diagonalized must feel soooo good for the matrices

[big headass bong yoda @gummysalamander]

straw capacity for camels

how many straws on my camel reddit

straw camel back maximum reddit

camel hospital near me

[no chill evr? @crackuser69]

"Let's listen to stuff and pontificate"

[charlie @BUNNlCULA]

making peanut butter water from 2 simple ingredience

[JT @jiratickets]

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

you know who wasn't in the epstein files?

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

That’s just relevancy bias. You’re only bringing that up because it’s relevant.

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

“I am the Ghost of Christmas Future Imperfect Conditional” said the Spirit. “I bring news of what would have been going to happen, if you were not to have been going to change your ways.”

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

The fact that Mexican restaurants immediately bring you chips and salsa when you sit down is one of the greatest things in life.

[darren @funs0ver]

Evil Hatebreed be like Build Everything

[❄️ __felix__ @33YYYYYYY]

@kalomaze @catgirlprostate one funny thing about minecraft redstone computers is that they vent their heat into the real world

[no chill evr? @crackuser69]

@vonniewhatever Try adding some midwest emo to the mix

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

BECAUSE OF HIS HORRIFIC MUSIC, CALIFORNIA WILL INDEFINITELY SUSPEND KID ROCK FROM PERFORMING IN THE GOLDEN STATE. YOU’RE WELCOME! — GCN

[no chill evr? @crackuser69]

I'm for it

[no chill evr? @crackuser69]

Lemme tell you what I think about frog spit

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

i’m gonna keep on dancin at the

[MatLab crashes @memecrashes]

"hey grok, why did my wife leave me and I can't see the kids?"

and this is who they're asking

[jon repetti @pourfairelevide]

don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory)