Nic at Nite

[Dave Landau @LandauDave]

Just remember that if you’re a man breaking into Graham Platner’s house, he’s a man breaking into you!

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

😂

[Nic at Nite @craddock_nic]

@RoyMazaika @lippyent Used to take them down by the box as a kid. Can’t even finish one now!

[Dr Strangetweet or How I Learned to Love the RT @lone_rides]

Okay, fine. You can build a data center in my backyard.

[Growing Up Retro @GrowingUpRetro]

The A-Team saves the day.

[Nic at Nite @craddock_nic]

@ATRightMovies Hotel Shootout

[Nic at Nite @craddock_nic]

@GamewithDave

[Disparu @disparutoo]

We have now invented popcorn buckets that can't hold popcorn

[Nic at Nite @craddock_nic]

@2ndaryProtocol

[Nic at Nite @craddock_nic]

@HoThinh1993

[Nic at Nite @craddock_nic]

@PopcornPost_

[Nic at Nite @craddock_nic]

@chovwenofuru Ya my mind was really blown first
Time I saw “The Basketball Diaries”!

[Nic at Nite @craddock_nic]

@HoThinh1993

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

BREAKING: A Memphis man has been arrested after allegedly scratching off EVERY SINGLE scratch-off ticket at a Germantown Exxon while working the register… because apparently his retirement strategy was “manifesting.”

According to police, 32-year-old Lemonjello Washington decided the Tennessee Lottery was basically a giant reimbursement program. Witnesses say he spent the entire overnight shift scratching tickets like a raccoon that found a Red Bull and a quarter.

The plan? Simple.

Scratch all the tickets.
Use the winning tickets to pay for the losing tickets.
Pocket the profit.
Become Memphis royalty.

Unfortunately, investigators say the math “collapsed almost immediately,” which experts are calling “the most Shelby County Schools thing ever.”

Police say Lemonjello confidently told officers:
“Y’all don’t understand… eventually one of these gone hit.”

Sir. That is not investing. That is emotional support gambling.

Things became suspicious around 3:17 AM when customers walked in asking for scratch-offs and Lemonjello allegedly replied:
“We fresh out… but spiritually we up right now.”

By sunrise, the counter reportedly looked like a confetti cannon exploded inside a bankruptcy hearing. Losing tickets were stacked knee-high. The only big winner was the Exxon trash can.

Authorities say the total losses exceeded several thousand dollars, while total winnings amounted to:
• 3 free tickets
• $11
• and a coupon for a free Mountain Dew.
🤣🤣🤣

[Nic at Nite @craddock_nic]

@HoThinh1993

[Nic at Nite @craddock_nic]

@2ndaryProtocol

[Nic at Nite @craddock_nic]

@GigaBasedDad

[Nic at Nite @craddock_nic]

@JackCarrUSA Love that location stop at it on my way back from Texas every week!